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BBS Addiction





             = THE TRAGEDY OF AN ON-LINE ADDICTION =

                        - by Steve King -

"Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 
$450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child 
voice.  "That's more than twice the monthly payment you make for 
that (expletive) computer!" she continued as she escalated to 
screaming.  

"I confess!  I confess!" I sobbed.  "I'm just an on-line junkie 
-- I'm addicted to my modem!  I guess I'll just have to join 
Modems Anonymous before I owe my soul to the phone company." 

As a counselor for Modems Anonymous, I hear numerous variations 
of the preceding story every day.  That insidious disease, modem 
fever, is exacting a tragically large toll from the cream of our 
society's computer users.  Modem-mania is sweeping through the 
very foundations of our country and there seems to be no stopping 
it.  This disease (yes, it is a social disease of almost epidemic 
proportions) is becoming a such calamity that soon there's even 
going to be a soap opera about on-line addiction named, "All My 
Modems."  

If you don't already own one of those evil instruments called a 
modem, take warning!  Don't even think about buying one.  Modem 
fever sets in very quietly; it sneaks up on you and then grabs 
you by the wallet, checkbook or, heaven forbid, credit cards.  

Once you own a modem, you enter the insidious addictive trap by 
"dialing up" a friend who also has a modem.  For some strange 
reason, typing messages to each other fascinates you.  (Even if 
it is less than 10% of the speed that you can speak the same 
words over a normal voice phone link.)  Of course, you make 
several attempts at hooking up before you finally figure out that 
at least one of you must be in the half-duplex mode; that 
discovery actually titillates you (sounds impossible, but it's 
true).  

Then your modem-buddy (friend is too good a term) sows another 
seed on the road to on-line addiction by giving you the number of 
a local RBBS (Remote Bulletin Board Service).  Once you get an 
RBBS phone number, you've taken the first fatal step in a journey 
that can only end in on-line addiction. 

After you take the next step by dialing up the the RBBS your 
modem-buddy told you about, you find that it's very easy to 
"log-on."  This weird form of conversation with an unattended 
computer is strangely exciting, much more so than just typing 
messages when you're on-line with your modem-buddy.  The initial 
bulletins scroll by and inform you about the board, but you're 
too "up" to comprehend most of it.  Then you read some of the 
messages in the message section and maybe, in a tentative manner, 
you enter one or two of your own.  That's fun, but the excitement 
starts to wear off; you're calming down.  Thinking that it might 
be worthwhile to go back and re-read the log-on bulletins, you 
return to the main RBBS menu. 

Then it happens.  The RBBS provides the bait that entices you all 
the way into the fiery hell of modem addiction.  As you look at 
the RBBS main menu to learn how to return to the log-on 
bulletins, you find an item called FILES.  By asking your host 
computer for FILES, you thread the bait onto the hook of 
corruption; the FILES SUBMENU sets the hook.  You start running 
with the line when you LIST the files; you leap into the air with 
the sheer joy of the fight when all those public domain program 
titles and descriptions scroll by.  They're FREE!!!  All you have 
to do is tell the bulletin board to download (transmit) them to 
you.  You download your first program and you're landed, in the 
creel, cleaned and ready for the cooking fires.   In just 55 
minutes after you logged-onto the board, you've downloaded six 
programs, one of them is Andrew Fleugelman's PC-Talk, version 3 
(truly an instrument for evil). 

RBBSLIST.DOC, which is also among the files you downloaded, 
contains a list of a great number of bulletin boards throughout 
the country.  (There's evil all around us, constantly tempting 
us!)  You print the list and find about 60 RBBS phone numbers.  
(Have mercy on our souls!)  The list also gives you the hours of 
operation, communications parameters and informs you about each 
board's specialty.  You decide to try PC-Talk and use it to 
dial-up an RBBS about three states away.  Since the line is busy, 
you pass the time entering all those RBBS phone numbers into 
PC-Talk's voluminous dialing directory. 

You try the number again -- still busy.  You think, "Hey, there's 
one that specializes in Pascal programs.  Maybe I'll try it.  It's 
about half-way across the country, but it's after 5pm and the 
phone rates have changed.  It won't be too expensive."  

The Pascal board answers.  After 45 minutes you've downloaded 
another five programs.  Then you call another board -- only this 
one's completely across the country from California, in Florida.  
And so it goes on into the night...  And the next night...  And 
the next... 

Some days it gets to you.  You begin to feel the dirtiness of 
modem addiction, particularly when your wife makes you feel like 
a child by berating you for those astronomical phone bills -- if 
she hasn't divorced you by then.  Every time you sit down before 
your IBM PC to do some work, you dial up another RBBS instead.  
If that one's busy, you call another, and another, until you 
connect.  Then you feel OK, almost "high."  When you finally hang 
up, you still can't work; you can only dial up another RBBS.  

Your downfall as an on-line addict is just another one of this 
society's terrible tragedies, such as polygamy or the compulsion 
to circle all the numbers on computer magazine "bingo cards."  
Eventually your whole social life relies upon only the messages 
you find on electronic bulletin boards; your only happiness is 
the programs you have downloaded.  (You never try any of them, 
you only collect them.) 

Hope exists, however.  We, the dedicated but under-paid staff of 
Modems Anonymous, have done extensive research to find a cure for 
modem mania, which has been ruining hundreds of lives.  And we
have succeeded in our quest.  The cure is really quite simple,
yet effective:      
     Set up your own remote bulletin board service.  Then
     all the other modem addicts will phone you, and their 
     wives can nag at them about $450 phone bills.  And you
     can find peace -- at last.




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