(44)    Thu 16 Jan 92 18:46
By: Inebriate
To: All (I wonder why? DUH!)
Re: Guess...


The Night Before Christmas...
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everyone was shitfaced, even the mouse.

Ma in the fuckshop,
Dad smoking grass,
And I had just settled down to a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn,
There arose such a clatter,
I rose from my piece to see what was the matter.

Out on the roof,
I saw a big dick,
And new in a moment it must be St. Nick.

He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
Now there's a dent in the floor, 'cuz that fat fucker fell.

He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

And as he went up the stack,
He blew a thunderous fart,
That Son-of-a-Bitch blew the chimney apart!

And as he rode off,
He cursed and he swore,
"Give me my money, you fuckin' whore!"