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| X-CAROL.TXT | A Christmas Carol 164133 bytes. by Charles Dickens (1843) |
| MAGI.TXT | The Gift of the Magi 11460 bytes. by O. Henry |
| NIGHTXMS.TXT | The Night Before Christmas (the original) 2903 bytes. by C. C. Moore |
| VIRGINIA.TXT | Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus 2843 bytes. by Francis Pharcellus Church |
| CHAPARAL.TXT | A Chaparral Christmas Gift 10796 bytes. by O. Henry |
| INJUNC.TXT | Christmas by Injunction 23888 bytes. by O. Henry |
| HOLLYT1.TXT | The Holly Tree - Three Branches - First Branch: Myself 46942 bytes. by Charles Dickens |
| HOLLYT2.TXT | The Holly Tree - Three Branches - Second Branch: The Boots 22864 bytes. by Charles Dickens |
| HOLLYT3.TXT | The Holly Tree - Three Branches - Third Branch: The Bill 6440 bytes. by Charles Dickens |
| BROWNXMS.TXT | Brown Christmas: Memories of the Kalahari 3923 bytes. |
| SANTA15.TXT | Why Santa gives Lumps of Coal. 2647 bytes. |
| SANTA1.TXT | Where did Santa Come from? Read this. 7803 bytes. |
| SANTA11.TXT | Games Elves Play! Ooo! 3406 bytes. |
| SANTA7.TXT | A story about Santa.. Pretty decent 8161 bytes. |
| SANTA8.TXT | How the elves first met santa. 6599 bytes. |
| SANTA9.TXT | Zeeker The Elf's favorite Story... (GOOD!) 4930 bytes. |
| TRENCHES.TXT | Christmas in the Trenches 2645 bytes. |
| BROWNOSE.TXT | Rudolph the Brown-Nose Reindeer 780 bytes. |
| 12AFTER.TXT | The Twelve Days After Christmas 1524 bytes. |
| 12DAYS-C.TXT | The clean version of the 12 Christmas thankyou notes 5290 bytes. |
| 12XMAS.TXT | The 12 Days of Christmas 7098 bytes. |
| C-CARD.TXT | A "C" Christmas Card 2177 bytes. |
| 66SANTA.TXT | 66 Microseconds with Santa 6078 bytes. |
| CLAUS.TXT | Does Santa really exist? 5995 bytes. |
| ALETTERF.TXT | A letter from Santa 1372 bytes. by Santa Claus |
| CHRISMSC.TXT | Christmas Mischief 6840 bytes. |
| DATAXMAS.TXT | Data's First Christmas 26377 bytes. |
| DELORSAV.TXT | Christmas: Delete or Save? 12168 bytes. |
| DOWNXMAS.TXT | Downsizing Christmas 5439 bytes. |
| DRUGXMAS.TXT | A Druggie Christmas 2472 bytes. |
| FOREXMAS.TXT | Jest 'Fore Christmas 2396 bytes. |
| KILLSANT.TXT | Ways to Kill Santa Claus 3497 bytes. |
| LITANGEL.TXT | How the littlest angel got on the tree (humor) 1013 bytes. |
| NORIEGA.TXT | 'Twas The Night Before Xmas--Panama '89 3105 bytes. |
| PCMXMAS.TXT | A Politically Correct Merry Christmas 2079 bytes. |
| PCXMAS.TXT | Twas the P.C. night before Xmas 2965 bytes. |
| SANSANTA.TXT | A naughty Night before Christmas 6528 bytes. |
| SANTA10.TXT | Elves Magic Words! 3656 bytes. |
| SANTA13.TXT | A little chat with Santa.. (Funny!) 3105 bytes. |
| SANTA2.TXT | Santa, all time BEST KEPT SECRET 1891 bytes. |
| SANTA4.TXT | Santa's favorite Jokes. Yay 2057 bytes. |
| SANTA5.TXT | Why Santa Sez "Ho Ho Ho" 3517 bytes. |
| SANTA6.TXT | Santa's Clothes! 3913 bytes. |
| SANTAMOM.TXT | A letter to Santa from his mother 3192 bytes. |
| SANTANAS.TXT | A nasty Santa poem 957 bytes. |
| SCCOURT.TXT | Santa Claus goes to court 1662 bytes. |
| SICKXMAS.TXT | A Tasteless Night Before Christmas (extreme bad taste alert!) 2871 bytes. |
| SPOCKMAS.TXT | The Night Before Christmas, as retold by Mr. Spock 5259 bytes. |
| TRKB4XMS.TXT | 'Twas the night before Christmas on NCC-1701-D 2855 bytes. |
| TRKCAROL.TXT | Some Star Trek Christmas Carols 2460 bytes. |
| WHISKEY.TXT | The Ultimate Fruitcake Recipe (that doesn't involve much cooking) 1508 bytes. (1994) |
| WORMXMAS.TXT | The Worm Before Christmas 3181 bytes. |
| XMAS.TXT | Another Night Before Christmas poem takeoff 2466 bytes. |
| XMAS1.TXT | Christmas poem about shopping malls 1057 bytes. by D. Fox |
| XMAS2.TXT | Christmas poem: A Sacred Meditation 1762 bytes. by D. Fox |
| XMASFILZ.TXT | The Xmas Files - Mulder and Scully investigate Santa Claus sightings 4760 bytes. |
| XMASJOKE.TXT | Mostly dirty, Christmas-oriented jokes 9223 bytes. |
| XMASPOEM.TXT | Xmas Poem for Computer types 3703 bytes. |
| XMASRAID.TXT | North Pole Standoff! 8401 bytes. |
| XMASTORY.TXT | Three or four "The Night Before Christmas" parodies 11710 bytes. |
| XMSPARTY.TXT | How to tell if you're throwing a successful Christmas party =) 2247 bytes. |
| YUPIXMAS.TXT | A Yuppie Christmas? 3402 bytes. |
| DEDSANTA.JPG | We've got some bad news for you... 25627 bytes. by Unknown (2000) |
| ASCIIXMS.TXT | The 12 days of Christmas in ASCII art 7409 bytes. |
| MERRYXMS.ASC | Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in ASCII art 5483 bytes. |
| SANTA.ASC | Kris Kringle in ASCII art 3162 bytes. |
| SANTA2.ASC | Jolly old St. Nick in ASCII art 4250 bytes. |
| XMASFIRE.ASC | Xmas tree, fireplace, gifts, pussycat. ASCII art =) 1459 bytes. |
| BEERTRUK.TXT | Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck 1435 bytes. |
| FATHXMAS.TXT | The Kinks: Father Christmas lyrics 1563 bytes. |
| IBFXMAS.TXT | Emerson, Lake & Palmer: I Believe in Father Christmas lyrics 973 bytes. |
| OPBELLS.TXT | Destiny's Child: Opera of the Bells lyrics 2783 bytes. |
| CHIMNEYR.TXT | The Chimney Song 1327 bytes. by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| CHRIST_0.TXT | Christmas at Ground Zero 1258 bytes. by Weird Al Yankovic |
| DEADHEAD.TXT | O Come All Ye Deadheads 611 bytes. by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| GRANDMA.TXT | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 1685 bytes. by Irish Rovers |
| GRINCHWD.TXT | Complete words to "You're a mean one, Mister Grinch" 1318 bytes. |
| JNGLROCK.TXT | Jingle Bell Rock (with chords) 2482 bytes. by Bobby Helms |
| RESTROOM.RIV | Bob Rivers Comedy Corp: "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen" 975 bytes. |
| ROCKTREE.TXT | "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" with chords 1371 bytes. |
| WE3KINGS.TXT | "We Three Kings" in guitar tab 1432 bytes. |
| WREKMALL.TXT | Bob Rivers Comedy Corp: "Wreck The Malls" 889 bytes. |
| XMASWAR.TXT | Happy Christmas (War is Over) by Jhon Lennon 835 bytes. |
| HOLYNITE.TXT | O Holy Night lyrics 928 bytes. |
| OCOME.TXT | O Come All Ye Faithful lyrics 715 bytes. |
| ANGELS.TXT | Angels we have heard on high lyrics 1116 bytes. |
| HARK.TXT | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing! 923 bytes. |
| MFXMAS.TXT | South Park: Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics 1672 bytes. |
| SP3SHIPS.TXT | South Park: I Saw Three Ships lyrics 933 bytes. |
| SPNIGHT.TXT | South Park: O Holy Night lyrics 1604 bytes. |
| HBRMIX.TXT | Ho Ho Ho! Just in time for Christmas, the ultimate Hot Buttered Rum! 2961 bytes. |
| XMASAYNO.TXT | How to say "no" at Christmas without feeling like a Grinch 2175 bytes. |
| XMASDEC.TXT | Tree Decorating Recommendations (published by Noma - divide by 3 to get a less crowded tree!) 1482 bytes. |
| XMASLOAF.TXT | Christmas Loaf Candy 409 bytes. |
| XMASPUDD.TXT | A recipe for Christmas Pudding 3096 bytes. |
| WHTXMAS.TXT | Statistical probabilities of a White Christmas in Canada (and no, it's not 100% from the border north...) 433 bytes. (2005) |
| MERRYXMS.TXT | "Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year" in a whack of spoken languages 4682 bytes. |
| HANOHAN.TXT | Hanukkah oh Hanukkah lyrics (as sung by Barenaked Ladies and jewish lead singer Steven Page) 416 bytes. |
| HAVANAG.TXT | Hava Nagila lyrics 375 bytes. |
| DREIDEL.TXT | South Park: Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics 4763 bytes. |
| THANKSGI.TXT | Adam Sandler: "The Thanksgiving Song" 1275 bytes. |
| AD.HTM | 52 bytes. |
| AREA.DSC | 16 bytes. |
| AREA.ID | 7 bytes. |
| INDEX.HTM | 35676 bytes. |
| INDEX1.HTM | 39410 bytes. |
| INDEXALT.HTM | 31020 bytes. |