"The White Stuff"
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Off the Deep End  1992
parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block

The White Stuff.  The white stuff.

The first one was a sweet one.
Second one was a blast.
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast.
You can see 'em in my teeth,
Tell it when I talk,
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock.

I love the white stuff, baby,
In the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby.
It's the most delicious thing I know.

I've had a zillion or two,
In my life, they're so right.
My teeth are all rotted clear through.
But who cares?  What else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
WHat's in the middle?  The white stuff.

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz.
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does.
But I love the filling most,
I rub it on my roast,
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast.

I love the white stuff, baby,
In the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby.
Take some with me everywhere I go.

Might get a pimple or two.
Well, so what?  It's all right.
Now, Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do.
All I need... You know what it is.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
What's in the middle?  The white stuff.