AOH :: BOLOGNA.TXT

"My Bologna" parody of The Knack's "My Sharona"

"My Bologna"

Oooh, my little hungry one,
Hungry one.
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.

chorus: Never gonna stop,
        Eat it up.
        Such a tasty snack,
        I always eat too much,
        And throw up.
        But I'll soon be back
        For my my my yi yi wooo!
        M-M-M-My bologna.

Spreadin' on the mustard now,
A-show me how.
Spread it on a little of this bologna.
Hopin' that we don't run out,
Don't run out.
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna.

(chorus)

<burp>

Goin' to the market now,
Market now.
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin' down the shopping aisles,
Shopping aisles.
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer.

(chorus)

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