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                               PROGRAM GUIDE

                               by Dean Adams 
                          {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu}

                             (September, 1993)


                  **  FOURTH Season Episodes (1989-90)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                               Katherine Green
                                               Ellen L. Fogle

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Ron Leavitt

         Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer
         Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 58. 09/03/89  "HOT OFF THE GRILL"  (401)
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 The Bundys' fourth season begins with a Labor Day barbecue, a major 
 turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make 
 everything just right for his creation of "special" Bundy burgers.  
 Unfortunately, one of the special ingredients turns out to be the 
 ashes of Marcy's dead aunt. 

  <no guest cast> 



 59. 09/10/89  "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS"  (402)
 Katherine Green

 A two-week visit from "the healthiest man in Chicago" evolves into a 
 test of wills between contest-winner Peggy and the TV aerobics instructor
 who makes her pant in ways other than she desires.  At the end of the 
 week, we learn who had the strongest will when Jim is sitting on the couch
 eating bon-bons.  Unfortunately for Peg, he also drops dead.  [Note: the 
  episode ends with the following message -- "This show is dedicated to 
  our brother the mighty cockroach.  Let him show us the way."]

 Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm            Bunny ............ Michele Smith
 Lola ............. Katherine Eickstaedt



 60. 09/24/89  "BUCK SAVES THE DAY"  (403)
 Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

 The Bundy kids need to raise money for concert tickets: Bud sells Al 
 "Dan'l" Bundy as a camping guide, and Kelly fleeces Peggy's friends 
 at poker.  Al and Steve then have to take a bunch of kids camping.

 Joey ............. Michael Faustino    Fern ............. Lana Schwab
 Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley  Victor ........... Aeryk Egan



 61. 10/01/89  "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES"  (404)
 Teleplay: Sheldon Krasner & David Saling, Story: Will Rogers

 Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to 
 his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant.

 Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty        T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords
 Bill ............. Scott Garrison



 62. 10/08/89  "HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE"  (405)
 Lisa Rosenthal

 A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think 
 her very own Al is the keeper.  Meanwhile, Marcy suffers from a bad
 hairstyle that makes her look like Peggy.

 Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer    Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson
 Renee ......... Vernee Watson Johnson  Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly 



 63. 10/29/89  "FAIR EXCHANGE"  (406)
 Al Aidekman

 The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they receive for hosting a
 foreign exchange student, but the beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's
 social life to famine.  

 Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich      Myron ............ Richard Israel
 Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen       Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson 



 64. 11/05/89  "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER"  (407)
 Arthur Silver & Steve Bing

 When a playmate comes into Al's store, he is eager to get home and look
 up her issue.  But Al is a broken man when he finds that Peggy has sold
 his family heirloom (the meticulously cared-for collection of Playboy 
 magazines), to buy a good-luck charm to win the lottery.  Ed O'Neill plays 
 the ghost of Al's father, who encourages him to get some self respect back,
 so Al forces Peg to get his Playboy's back.  Which she does by selling his 
 car.  [Note: Brandi Brandt was the Playboy centerfold for October, 1987]

 Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt 



 65. 11/12/89  "976-SHOE"  (408)
 Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh 

 Steve may be booted out of his bank after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al,
 who has plans afoot for a new telephone service to solve shoe problems.
 Al becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but nobody calls, despite his TV ads.
 Marcy tries to help by loaning him another $50,000 from her bank to repay
 Steve, but Al spends that as well.  Steve loses his job over the loan, 
 and Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller.

 Muffy ............ Kari Whitman        Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt
 Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr.     Swensen ........... Kerry Burke
 Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber



 66. 11/19/89  "OH WHAT A FEELING"  (409)
 Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

 Al hits a bump on the road to a new car when he finds that the amount he
 digs up for a down payment is a bit less than the amount he buried.  Al 
 is then forced to buy a used car.  [Note: Nancy Priddy is Christina
  Applegate's mother.]

 Tony ............. John Welsh          Lewis ............. Marc Bentley
 Vince ............ Mike Tino           Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago
 Mrs. Writeman .... Nancy Priddy * 



 67. 11/26/89  "AT THE ZOO"  (410)
 Katherine Green

 Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's blood after her unemployed husband
 spends time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job.

 Reporter ......... Matt McKenzie       TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss
 Courtney ......... Jennifer Banko      Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr.
 Norris ........... Frank Lloyd         Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams
 Bartender ........ Michael Francis Clarke 



 68. 12/17/89  "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)"  (412)
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Al is left sad and alone after his plans for "the best Bundy christmas 
 ever" are thwarted, when he can't get to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw
 the money he saved to buy everyone presents.  

 Midge ............ Kate Romero         Horowitz ......... Don Sparks
 Franklin ......... Tim Eyster 



 69. 12/17/89  "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)"  (413)
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Conclusion.  Al's guardian angel (Sam Kinison) shows him what life would 
 be like for Peggy and the kids if he'd never been born, a question Al 
 posed after a drunken Marcy and an ill-fated, cash-motivated foray into 
 child care at the mall left him with no money for the gifts he promised.

 Angel ............ Sam Kinison         Norman Jablonsky . Ted McGinley*



 70. 01/07/90  "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?"  (411)
 Kevin Curran

 Al is "one man against nature," determined to fix a leak in the roof, 
 but each fall from the roof makes it harder to tell whether he's too 
 cheap or just too stupid to call a professional. 

  <no guest cast> 



 71. 01/14/90  "A TAXING PROBLEM"  (415)
 Paul Diamond

 Thanks to Peggy's creative tax preparations, Al needs a quick $5000 in
 order to pay off the IRS and stay out of jail.  An ad in the paper leads 
 him to a couple willing to pay that much -- for Peggy's hair.  

 Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos         Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman
 Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney 



 72. 02/04/90  "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL"  (414)
 Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day

 When Al challenges family members to earn a dollar of his or her own,
 Bud appoints himself Kelly's agent and land her job as a rock video slut.
 Rockers "The Gutter Cats" appear as themselves.  [Note: this was David 
 Garrison's last show]

 Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr.      Carrie ........... Eva LaRue
 Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon      Mary ............. Jill Pierce
 Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo          Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
 Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham 



 73. 02/11/90  "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM  (Part-1)"  (416)
 Sioux Doanham

 Steve is history and Marcy is manless after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud
 tries to catch her on the rebound.  Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls
 vacation to Vegas where they lose $5,000 of Al's money.

 Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov    Man .............. Michael Saccente
 Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott 



 74. 02/18/90  "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM  (Part-2)"  (417)
 Kevin Curran

 Bad times hit the good-time girls, leaving Al to come to the rescue and 
 try to win $10,000 by staying three minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama
 of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a huge monster of a woman.

 Yummy ............ Ava Fabian          Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt
 Announcer ........ Tony Cimber         Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone
 Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton        Croupier ......... Sam Clay
 Man .............. Nicholas Dorr       Referee .......... Gene LeBell
 Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor        Elmo ............. Tommy Nast
 Babe ............. Ursula Hayden 



 75. 02/25/90  "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"  (418)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Al is asked to speak at his high-school homecoming, where Kelly keeps two
 dates happy and Bud plots revenge on a girl who once embarrasses him by
 running his underwear up a flagpole.  

 Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards     Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba
 Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson     Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin
 Heather McCoy. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen  Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard
 Rick ..... Bojesse Christopher Graham  Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler 



 76. 03/25/90  "PEGGY TURNS 300"  (420)
 Katherine Green / Tony Singletary

 Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday -- a night at the 
 Bowlarama, where he hopes to finally beat his arch-rival's high game 
 record.  Al manages to break the record score, but then moments later 
 Peg bowls a perfect game.

 Puggy ............ Michael McManus     Himself .......... Garrett Glaser
 Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne    Himself .......... Roy Firestone 



 77. 04/15/90  "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB"  (421)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Peg discovers that she never graduated High School, because she flunked
 one class: home economics.  Now she must go back to school with Kelly 
 and pass the final exam.  This results in some problems for Kelly.

 Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond       Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
 Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy    Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian
 Susan ............ Geri Betzler        Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten 



 78. 04/29/90  "RAINGIRL"  (419)
 Kevin Curran

 Kelly has to take a job at a TV station, but she moves from intern to 
 a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving the current meteorologist to 
 storm off.  This leaves Kelly and her new manager Al with a $250,000 
 contract offer.

 Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon           Station Manager .. Fran Montano 



 79. 05/06/90  "THE AGONY OF DeFEET"  (422)
 Diane Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez

 Al is dreaming about feet, in fact he's getting nightmares about them.
 He also ends up judging a "beauty" contest at the shoe store. Meanwhile,
 Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.

 Jim .............. Noah Blake          Rhonda ........... Robin Angers
 Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty       Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills
 Joey ............. Michael John Burns  Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis 



 80. 05/13/90  "YARD SALE"  (423)
 Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung 

 Peg will buy anything at a yard sale.  When she brings home a boar's 
 head and there is no more room in the garage to put it, Al decides 
 enough is enough and he resolves to have a yard sale of their own 
 despite Peggy's protests.  Unfortunately, these are items that nobody 
 but Peg would be stupid enough to buy.  Al's next idea is to create 
 "Bundyland: the happiest place on Earth".

 Statue ........... Alex Walters        Mark ............. Josh Carroll
 Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld    Alice ............ Kate Morrison
 Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan    Freddy ........... Brent Corman


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                   **  FIFTH Season Episodes (1990-91)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades (Darcy)
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Producer ............................ Kevin Curran
                                               Barbara Blachut Cramer

         Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                               Ralph R. Farquhar

         Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
                                               Arthur Silver

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Ron Leavitt

         Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                               Larry Jacobson
     
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 81. 09/23/90  "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN"  (502)
 Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye 

 It's Labor Day.  Al decides to take the family on a vacation, and see
 America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught 
 in a traffic jam on the freeway.

 Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk         Kitty ............ Marla Fries
 Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd         Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak
 Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio 



 82. 09/30/90  "AL... WITH KELLY"  (501)
 Teleplay: Stacie Lipp, Story: Gabrielle Topping

 Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's
 mother's place.  Kelly ends up really getting sick, and Al has to 
 take care of her.  Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which
 is "Psycho Dad", and he likes to sing along with the theme song:  
   "Who's that...<mumbled>    Who's the man with the itchy gun.  
    Who's the man who kills for fun!  Psycho dad.  Psycho dad. 
    Psycho dad!   He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.  
    Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton...  Psycho Dad!"

 Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson     Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen
 Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke  Nurse ............ Teresa Frost 



 83. 10/07/90  "SUE CASA, HIS CASA"  (503)
 Kevin Curran

 The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile -- according
 to the newly licenced Bud.  Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't 
 stand up well to the cross-examination.

 Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor      Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton
 The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers



 84. 10/14/90  "THE UNNATURAL"  (504)
 Katherine Green

 Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy,
 Kelly, and Bud hold three of the required votes.  Peg is swayed by the
 hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote.

 Roy .............. Fred Shelton        Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
 Barney ........... Steve Susskind      Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis
 Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin      Kid .............. Ian Ziering
 Hardy ............ Derek Sellers       Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom



 85. 10/21/90  "DANCE SHOW"  (505)
 Arthur Silver

 Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the
 light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg 
 is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband).

 Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta    Andy ............. Sam McMurray
 Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer 



 86. 10/28/90  "KELLY BOUNCES BACK"  (506)
 Al Aidekman

 Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy 
 Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, 
 but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model.  
 Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition.
 Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless.

 Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere         Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise
 Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning      Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode
 Girl ............. Wendy Nichols



 87. 11/04/90  "MARRIED WITH ALIENS"  (507)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use 
 as fuel for their spaceships.  The only problem is nobody but Al sees
 them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy.  This episode ends with 
 the following message scrolling on the screen: 
 "Long ago, in the Galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born. 
  Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through 
  the universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets.  Among 
  the doomed was a small green world called Earth.  But on planet Philydion
  they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be
  destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel
  for the ships which diverted the comet.  And that man is.... AL BUNDY."

 Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot   Alien ............ Patty Maloney 
 Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro      Alien ............ Felix Silla   
 Alien ............ Tony Cox            Alien ............ Susie Rossitto
 Alien ............ Debbie Lee Carrington



 88. 11/11/90  "WABBIT SEASON"  (508)
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Al is under pressure, and the doctor orders him to relax.  To combat 
 stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical 
 when a rabbit swipes his carrots.  This becomes a war of wills: Bundy 
 against Bunny.

  <no guest cast> 



 89. 11/18/90  "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY"  (509)
 Kevin Curran

 Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who
 see him move a couch and Al becomes the new stud on the block.  Peggy
 can't believe it.

 Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear        Jade ............. Teri Weigel
 Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose        Athena ........... Lucy Filippone
 Donna ............ Rhonda Britten 



 90. 11/25/90  "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO"  (510)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her 
 boyfriends, and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place.
 [Note: series creators Leavitt and Moye appear as elevator passengers]

 Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully    Brook ............ Julie Gray
 Older Man ........ Charles Howerton    Jake ............. Rick Waugh



 91. 12/16/90  "AND BABY MAKES MONEY"  (511)
 Art Everett

 Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million
 dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie.
 Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell
 him.  When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making,
 he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant.

 Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick      Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill



 92. 01/06/91  "MARRIED... WITH WHO"  (512)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring,
 and in bed next to her new husband.  Unfortunately, she doesn't remember
 a thing about it.  The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy 
 (played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy Darcy. 



 93. 02/03/91  "THE GODFATHER"  (514)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Kelly is dating a 42-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility
 of power, and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather".  Bud feels neglected
 and decides to change things.  [Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned 
  in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".]

 Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies         Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst
 Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis   Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson 



 94. 02/10/91  "LOOK WHO'S BARKING"  (513)
 Katherine Green

 Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets 
 a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house
 unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot.  Meanwhile,
 Al is in search of the perfect cheesecake.

 Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin        Street Singer .... B.B. King
 Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama     Chef ............. Brian George
 Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg



 95. 02/17/91  "A MAN'S CASTLE"  (515)
 Stacie Lipp

 After spending $2000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not
 to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly
 feminine horror.  Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson,
 now adorned with Peg's trappings.

 Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll       Mick ............. Dave Florek
 Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston



 96. 02/24/91  "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE"  (516)
 Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney

 When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store, 
 Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired.  He gets a job as a
 security guard at his old school.  This prompts his former high school
 sports rival to steal the prized football trophy.

 Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith         Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer
 Principal ........ Carol Gustafson 



 97. 03/17/91  "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS"  (518)
 Bill Prady

 Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name.
 He similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch.
 [Note: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap" 
  characters.  Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song playing:
  "Anna (Go To Him)", instead of the regular theme music.]

 Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna      Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
 Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton     Dave ............. Suli McCullough    
 Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman          Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter



 98. 03/24/91  "WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS"  (517)
 Kevin Curran

 A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could
 be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff.
 Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but
 since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to
 spoil every single box searching for a winning prize ticket.

 Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin        IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver
 Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker    Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff
 Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford    Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
 Flopsie ....... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 



 99. 04/07/91  "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?"  (521)   {12.2/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day

 Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house, and proceed to take
 over the place.  Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, 
 but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell.  Also, Bud
 finally manages to get a girl.  [ Note: this episode originally aired as
  a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".]

 Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker    Agatha ........... Edith Varon
 June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen        March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin
 January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt *      December Hubbard . Kristen Semon
 April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt *  July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon
 May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne Cranny 



 99a. 04/07/91  "TOP OF THE HEAP"   {11.7/18}
 Ron Leavitt & Arthur Silver

 Vinnie and Charlie Verducci visit Al at the shoe store, but there is
 actually little more of "Married With Children" to be found in this 
 episode.  Al loses his TV in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability,
 so at the end he sneaks into the Verducci's apartment and takes theirs.

 Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna      Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
 Kathleen Morgan .. Diana Bellamy       Mona Mullins ..... Joey Adams   
 Tyler Cameron .... Rebecca Cross       Roger Bonderly ... John Mansfield
 Nelson ........... Charles Howerton    Man #1 ........... Dennis Holahan
 Woman ............ Kathryn O'Reilly    Security Man ..... Tim Hill   
 Mary Ann ......... Jill Pierce         Man #2 ........... Harold Harris



 100. 04/14/91  "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)"  (519)   {13.3/21}
 J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day

 Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into 
 the supermarket.  They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested, 
 so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's 
 one millionth customer.  The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy 
 wants it as well.

 Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow       Cashier .......... Jodie Mann
 Bob .............. John Mallory Asher  Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
 Butter ........... Helena Apothaker    The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder       
 Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport   Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds



 101. 04/21/91  "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)"  (520)
 Stacie Lipp / Linda Day

 Conclusion.  The Bundys and the Darcys compete in a battle to see who can
 get $1000 of groceries first.  Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting
 Foodie's special guest "The Beaver".

 Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer    Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow
 Cashier .......... Jodie Mann          Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
 Boy .............. Brent Corman        Himself .......... Jerry Mathers



 102. 04/28/91  "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)"  (522)
 Katherine Green

 The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells
 them a map to a gold mine.  They call Jefferson & Marcy, who come to the 
 rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al & Peg want their
 money for the mine deal.  The six of them go out to search for gold.

 Prospector ....... John Byner          Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi
 Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock       Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush 
 Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye * 



 103. 05/05/91  "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)"  (523)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Conclusion.  In this episode, Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, and Jefferson 
 are all searching for gold.  Al discovers the first nugget, and everyone
 but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold.  They each have their fantasies
 about how to spend it.  Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the 
 middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes 
 to find.  The miners don't take very kindly to this turn of events.

 Demerson ......... Earl Billings       Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt *
 Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison       Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian 
 Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson     Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown
 Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers       Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson
 Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson      Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters
 Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry    Almond ....... Heather E. Parkhurst



 104. 05/19/91  "BUCK THE STUD"  (524)
 Chip Johannessen & John Rinker

 A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion 
 dog "Lady Briard".  Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong, and Al is
 stuck with the bill.  Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor
 and dresses him in medieval costumes.

 Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman    Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning
 Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc      Bridgett ......... Trea Shields 


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