Anyone wish to begin a new thread - "The OFFICIAL TREKKIE IQ QUIZ", or
"OTIQ"?/// 
For example:/// 
MULTIPLE CHOICE/// 
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a.."/// 
a) mechanic/// 
b) Vulcan/// 
c) Gorn/// 
d) miracle worker/// 
e) engineer/// 
f) bricklayer/// 
g) alcoholic scottish warp drive/// 
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TRUE OR FALSE/// 
After the "Court Martial", Kirk locked Ben Finney in the ion pod for the rest
of the 5 year mission./// 
The average life expectancy of a Security Officer aboard the NCC-1701 or
NCC-1701A Enterprise was less than 1 station break./// 
A tribble is really a MacDonald's fast food./// 
Charlie X was just a good-natured prankster that Kirk had beamed into deepest
space without life support after Charlie put Kalandan spiders in Kirk's space
boots. /// 
Richard Daystrom went mad trying to solve rubik's cube./// 
Bones once spent three months in his laboratory, systematically killing flies,
then saying, "He's dead, Jim", and laughing hysterically./// 
While Kirk was split into two people, he received two paychecks from Starfleet
Command./// 
The Organians are burnt out on speed, which is why they laughed when the
Klingons phasered 200 citizens to death in the courtyard./// 
While Kirk inhabited Janice Lester's body, he got into a shouting match with
Uhura over who had the best figure on the Enterprise./// 
The Doomsday machine was a jamming device invented by the Romulans to prevent
reception of HBO broadcasts in outer space, driving enemy crews into submis-
sion./// 
In "The Naked Time", Nurse Chapel finds out why Vulcans are always so tense.
Alexander was a benevolent dwarf whe threw turkey bones into Scotty's warp
drive, and sent the Enterprise spiraling into a giant ameoba./// 
Matt ("Don't you think I know that?!") Decker beams down the entire graduating
class of the Starfleet Academy to Ceti Alpha V just to see how Kahn will
react./// 
Twelve crewman buy the ranch inside of 30 minutes when Spock commands the
Galileo Seven. Lokai was a human black and white cookie come to life to taunt
Uhura, who was on a strict diet./// 
Nomad was a product of Spock's erector set gone mad./// 
Pon-far is a talosian candy bar named after the right fielder for the Gamma
Canaris IX baseball team./// 
The Romulan cloaking device is a cape that automatically ejects to wrap around
the shoulders when the temperature on the planet's surface reaches a brisk
-457 degrees Fahrenheit. Karidian was governor during the Attica riots./// 
The Kelvans have discovered a new efficient way of transporting personnel
across vast distances.
The Dohlman of Elas dueted with Donna Summer on "No More Tears" ///
The neural neutralizer is used as an aid for insomnia ///
Spock was once engaged to an Argelian slave girl, but she broke the engagement
when she found out Vulcans only get down once every 7 years ///
Captain Christopher Pike and Vina had the number one hit on stardate 2354.6
with "Daydreaming and I'm Thinking of You" ///
Yeoman Rand's position on the Enterprise was as Kirk's "assistant" ///
Mr. Flint received social security checks for 3.000 years before Spock turned
him in to the authorities ///
Before he signed on as chief medical officer of the Enterprise, Leonard McCoy
used to be a veterinarian ///
Marta was suffering from too much Melkotian pizza when her skin turned a deep
green ///
Roger Corby used Andrea, his "assistant", for experiments with a new fertility
drug  ///
Mr. Atoz used to send people into the atavachron when they thought they were
getting a chest x-ray ///
Nurse Chapel used to follow Spock around, arms outstretched, muttering, "I am
for you, Spock" ///
Harry Mudd was Kirk's kindergarten teacher ///
Nancy Crater was the star of "Deep Monster" ///
IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING QUOTES: ---
"500 hostile Romulan vessels at 12 o'clock, Captain" ///
"I'm picking up Rodney Dangerfield on sub-space interference, Captain" ///
"Werry good, Captain" ///
"Here, let me help you across that nasty ledge, Miss Chapel" ///
"Shut up, you illogical little bastard" ///
"Aye, thash good Romulan ale!!!" ///
"Warp 50, Mr. Sulu" ///
"You green-blooded, inhuman..." ///
"Bang! Zoom! You're going to the Moon!" ///
- James Portanova