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     WAYS TO GET YOUR WOMAN PISSED

               PART II

          Brought to you by:

               YNGWIE

 
    A Black September Presentation
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 While performing cunnilingus, just

 before she goes over the brink, stop,

 say 'I'll finish later.' Then roll

 over and go to sleep.


 After insertion, break out in a sweat,

 put on a concerned look, and say,

 'I'm stuck.'

 

 Walk her up to a cop and tell him that

 she keeps on making suggestive

 comments.

 

 When she doesn't have an orgasm, say,

 'Oh, stop complaining. Women don't 

 have orgasms.'

 

 Ask her if you can have some of her

 vaginal juices so you can work on

 your spitball.

 

 Suggest that both of you shave your

 pubic hair. After she does it, point,

 laugh, and refuse to shave your own.

 

 Tell her that feminists are ugly.

 

 While having intercourse, fake a heart

 attack

 

 At the moment you shoot off, scream

 your mother's name.

 

 Call her up from work and tell her

 that you want to try a threesome when

 you get home. Bring home her X-husband

 

 While seeming to be preoccupied,

 insert your cigar into her vagina and

 say, 'Hold this for a sec, will ya?'

 

 Tell her that you think it's time the

 two of you started going out with

 other people. After she consents, ask

 her if she'll fix you up with some of

 her friends.

 

 Tell her that her mother called while

 she was out and asked her if

 nymphomania runs in the family.

 

 Grab one of her nipples and say, 

 'Okay, now who's going to take out the

 trash?'

 

 While walking down the street, scream

 at her, 'A hundred bucks a night?

 Since when?' and walk away.

 (Optional statement to be spoken with

 suprise: 'Come on, the whole football

 team??)

 
 
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