SUMMER VACATION

Hey guys.... Here is a little edge I have discovered.  School is almost
out and how are we going the spend our vacation?  With girls right?

By accident I was going to Bullards Bar to look at the chicks.   

Usually guys like me and  my friends are out of luck with no boat.  
Let me tell you how I really made out.

I went over to my mothers house to get my laundry and take a shower 
before going out.  I didn't find any soap in the bath room.  There was
only shampoo.  It was a brand called Lady Clairol Herbal Essence.  So I 
showered with it.   My whole body felt soft.  My hair shined and I 
smelled really good.

With my asshole friend, I took my pickup to  Bullads Bar.  What luck! 
Two chicks hitch-hiking.   Cindy came up front with me and Megan got 
in the back with Ted.  Then Megan started banging on the window.  I 
stopped and she wanted up front so all four  of us got in the cab.  
Cindy got really close to me and put her hand on my leg.  Just when I 
was falling in love with Cindy,  Megan put her arm over the seat and 
put her warm hand on my neck.  I was in heaven.  Two pretty girls after
me. 

It is going to be a good summer.   

Remember guys...Lady Clairol Herbal Essence.  It worked for me and I 
hope it works for you.


Moe Modem