From: "Marcel K. Hillie" <mkh@scs.howard.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: WWF and WCW Drinking Games
Date: Thu Aug 31 07:00:18 1995

We all know how drinking games go, right?  Get a bunch of friends, some liquor
(or milk, or juice, or whatever... :^)   )  have a seat, and watch some
wrestling.  If liquor is used, the last one standing is the winner.


Here goes...


*****WWF DRINKING GAME*****

- Take 1 sip every time Dok or Lawler talks about Vince

- Take 1 sip for every move involving a cartwheel

        - Chug for every moonsault

- Take 1 sip every time every time Todd Pettingill has a PPV report that        
  mentions the same matches he did last week.

- Take 2 sips every time Vince says "Oh, my!"
  
        - or "C'mon, ref!"

        - or "1-2-3, He's got him!  NO, he doesn't!"

- Take 1 sips every time Shawn and/or Diesel make you laugh

        - 2 sips every time Lawler doesn't

- Take 1 sip for every dumb-ass gimmick

- Take 1 sip every time you wonder who the main heel is

- Take 1 sip for every cool plot twist

- Chug when Barry Didinsky is selling something you'd actually pay $29.45 for

- Finish your bottle for every clean, undisputed title victory at a PPV

*****WCW DRINKING GAME*****

- Take 4 sips to help get over every dumb plot twist

- Take 1 sip every time you wonder how this guy got to be champion

- Take 1 sip every time HH is not interviewed by Mean Gene

- Take 1 sip every time Harlem Heat butcher African-American slang

- Take 1 sip every time you wonder why the DoD are the main heels

- Take 1 sip every time the commentators don't know the name for a move

- Take 2 sips every time you reminisce over the good ol' days of the NWA\

- Take 1 sip every time someone leaves themselves wide open for a Bobby Heenan
  joke (Sure to get to you in no time)

- Chug every time Hacksaw Jim Duggan does a move that looks convincing

- Finish your bottle to convince yourself that Sherri looks better than Woman

- Go to sleep if you prefer WCW to ECW...you've been drinking too much


Well, there they are.  Let me know what you think.

Marcel Hillie     mkh@scs.howard.edu