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Text files by
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Phone Sounds
More Phone Sounds
The Fixer's Phreak Box Review
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Orange Boxing FAQ
Beating Caller ID FAQ
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APPLEMAF.DOC
21406 bytes.
The Story of the Apple Mafia
ASSHOLE3.TXT
6231 bytes.
What Assholes Do III: AE Assholes
ASSHOLES.DOC
3718 bytes.
What defines an asshole
ASSHOLS2.DOC
10420 bytes.
Origin of assholes
BABY.DOC
974 bytes.
Extreme view on abortion
BANGERS.TXT
2048 bytes.
Real Headbangers
BARNWAR.DOC
9772 bytes.
Barny's Bitch Manual
BRIEFCAS.DOC
10172 bytes.
Briefcase carrier's handbook
C64STORY.TXT
9364 bytes.
Rather Brain-Dead C-64 Story by an Apple User
CALIF.HMR
731 bytes.
Reasons to hate California
CAMP.DOC
9692 bytes.
Matt's day at camp
CANFUCK.DAY
3294 bytes.
Happy "Fucking" Canada Day
CFH.OCT
16384 bytes.
User Comments from Hell!
COMMSENS.DOC
6862 bytes.
Common Sense on BBSes!
COUNTRY.ANA
6621 bytes.
Why the USA sucks...
DDORK.TXT
8241 bytes.
D Dial Dorks
DEAD1.DOC
17198 bytes.
The History of Modem Users Part 1
DEAD2.DOC
32397 bytes.
The History of Modem Users Part 2
DEAD3.DOC
59417 bytes.
The History of Modem Users Part 3
DEAD4.DOC
68489 bytes.
The History of Modem Users Part 4
DEAD5.DOC
78620 bytes.
The History of Modem Users Part 5
DGEXPOSE.DOC
14938 bytes.
The Digital Gang Exposed
DISEASE.DOC
3510 bytes.
Computer (L)User Diseases
DISKRIGG.ER
11269 bytes.
The Disk Rigger Rodent Story
DOLPHIN.DCD
8249 bytes.
Doorknob of the Cowardly Dolphins - cDc Spoof
DOWITHOU.DOC
3166 bytes.
Things to do without 1986
EASTER.TXT
4378 bytes.
Ways to Kill the Easter Bunny
ELITE.CMD
6135 bytes.
10 Commandments for the ***ELITE***
EYEMODEM.TXT
2110 bytes.
Eye am a modemer
FLAME.TXT
4960 bytes.
How to post "flame" messages like a pro
FREE.LYR
725 bytes.
Some songs for a questionably-free society such as the United States.
FUCKVOL1.TXT
10541 bytes.
Fuck!!!
FUCKYOU.ART
1141 bytes.
ASCII artistry of "The Bird"
FUCKYOU2.TXT
10615 bytes.
Fuck you too, I hate your guts
FYTERAGE.TXT
8456 bytes.
The *-fyter agenda
GEEK.LTR
5774 bytes.
Letter from a Confirmed Geek
HOWTOSPO.DOC
18321 bytes.
How to spot a loser
HOWTOTEL.DOC
3214 bytes.
How to tell if you're a modem geek
IDIOTS.ASC
3433 bytes.
What Idiots Do
JUSTICE.TXT
5463 bytes.
Fucked Justice
K-RAD.PPH
12645 bytes.
K-Rad is Dark Backwards
K00LD00D.TXT
5062 bytes.
The History of Real K-K00L D00DZ
KILEACH.TXT
6863 bytes.
Kill Leeches!
L0ZEUSER.1
16097 bytes.
The Loser User Documentary 1 of 2
L0ZEUSER.2
16038 bytes.
The Loser User Documentary 2 of 2
LECHHATE.DOC
6306 bytes.
What leeches hate
LEECH1.DOC
10384 bytes.
Definition of leeches
LEECH2.DOC
3066 bytes.
Leech's dictionary
LEECHUS.DOC
7258 bytes.
More "Real Users"
LOSERS.DOC
5578 bytes.
Spotting BBS losers
LUCIFER.TXT
28545 bytes.
Summoning Lucifer Rag Phile
LUZERZO1.DOC
12969 bytes.
Lozer Zone 1
LUZERZO2.DOC
11777 bytes.
Lozer Zone 2
MACSMACK.DOC
2515 bytes.
Macintosh Criticism
MAGWEED1.TXT
7819 bytes.
Maggot Weeding 1.0
MODEM.LUZ
8012 bytes.
The "Freshman" and the "Modem Looser"
MUNCHKIN.FUN
7402 bytes.
Munchkins, aka r0dents
MURPHY02.TXT
3270 bytes.
A collection of Toronto rag quotes
MYDAYWSS.DOC
14336 bytes.
My day with the Secret Service
NE3.TXT
3385 bytes.
The National Enlightener: Credit where it's due
NE4.TXT
43540 bytes.
The National Enlightener III (1 of 3)
NE5.TXT
45562 bytes.
The National Enlightener III (2 of 3)
NE6.TXT
20260 bytes.
The National Enlightener III (3 of 3)
NIHILISM.TXT
2424 bytes.
Tenets of Nihilism
NURDS.DOC
2728 bytes.
An article on Nerds
OFFICIAL.DOC
25607 bytes.
Looser list
PHREAKS.REL
6350 bytes.
Real Phreaks Guide Vol. 1
PIRATES.REL
8097 bytes.
Real Pirates Guide
PIRATPSY.DOC
4301 bytes.
Dime-Store Pirate Psychology
PWWPDB.BOX
1831 bytes.
Purple with White Polka Dots Box (Parody)
PYROS.REL
4145 bytes.
Real Pyros Guide
R0DENT.TXT
9811 bytes.
Birth of a R0dent
RAG.CDC
11989 bytes.
Way Rad-I-C00L CDC File #1
REALBBS.GUI
3887 bytes.
Real BBSes Don't Eat Upload Credits
REALDUH.TXT
2300 bytes.
REAL Duh Dilerz
REALGPHI.DOC
4838 bytes.
Real G-File Authors... (humor)
REALHACK.DOC
4319 bytes.
Real Hackers (humor)
REALOPS.DOC
5248 bytes.
Another Real SysOps file - I like the part about writing one's own BBS!
REALPIR1.DOC
5693 bytes.
Real Pirates #1 (humor)
REALPIR2.DOC
6006 bytes.
Real Pirates #2 (humor)
REALPIR3.DOC
6594 bytes.
Real Pirates #3 (humor)
REALPROG.DOC
25210 bytes.
Real Programmers - good. (humor)
REALRODE.DOC
4890 bytes.
Real Rodents. (humor)
REALROKR.TXT
2202 bytes.
Real Rockers
REALSYS.TQT
5792 bytes.
Real SysOps by Tommy
REALSYSO.DOC
5458 bytes.
Real Sysops (humor)
REALUSER.DOC
1701 bytes.
Real Users (humor)
REALUSER.TXT
3043 bytes.
"Real" Users
RYFM.TXT
4851 bytes.
Read Your Fucking Manual!
SATURDAY.TXT
9438 bytes.
What Leeches do on Saturday Nights
SH.TXT
9503 bytes.
Super Hacker
SOCIETY.SUX
4845 bytes.
Society Sucks!
SQUID.DOC
5716 bytes.
Classifications of BBS users
SYSOPEEV.DOC
4927 bytes.
A sysop's peeves
SYSOPIS1.TXT
3957 bytes.
Description of a SysOp by David Kilgore
SYSOPIS2.TXT
10500 bytes.
A Fed-Up Sysop's rebuttal to "A Sysop Is..." (SYSOPIS1.TXT)
SYSOPODE.DOC
1478 bytes.
An ode to the sysop
SYSOPSGU.IDE
9066 bytes.
Sysops Guide to Loosers
TFPRIMER.TXT
6703 bytes.
The Ramsacker's Textfile Primer
TOAST.TXT
296 bytes.
A patriotic Canadian's toast to America
TUNAFISH.TXT
10654 bytes.
Tuna Fish Rag File
VAS034.TXT
6261 bytes.
VAS #34: The Guide to Lamerz
VAS047.TXT
5591 bytes.
VAS #47: The Adventures of /<-aPTaiN ]<-RaD Part 1
VAS065.TXT
6410 bytes.
VAS #65: People VaS Salute.
VAS068.TXT
5831 bytes.
VAS #68: Why I Should Be President
VAS085.TXT
6487 bytes.
VAS #85: Being a /<-rad ElYte Do0d
VAS087.TXT
4196 bytes.
VAS #87: The Frat System Sucks
VAS090.TXT
6311 bytes.
VAS #90: Being a Boy Scout
WARBITCH.DOC
8769 bytes.
Effective Wars on BBSes
WARGAMES.DOC
8715 bytes.
Is WarGames Bullshit?
GEEK.COD
55123 bytes.
Geek Code! ~OUploaded by: ~PMaster Blaster
SHADRACH.FAQ
44233 bytes.
The Shadrach FAQ (from alt.2600 but it belongs in alt.flame!)
POINTLES.TXT
1814 bytes.
P.E. (Pointless Education): Just one logical argument against yet one more thing wrong with the public "education" system
FAVTHNGS.TXT
7700 bytes.
"Favorite Things", the alt.tasteless theme song. Disgusting.

Text messaging from a computer
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Caller ID Capture FAQ (Attn: Qasim)
Connect Phone to a line --- Voltage Drops
Dead Ringer
change in location for meetings
blueboxing possibilities
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