Dear Sir:

We have the distinction of being members of a committee to raise
$200,000,000 to be used for placing a statue of George W. Bush in the
Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C.

The committee was in a quandary about selecting the proper location for
the statue. It was thought unwise to place it beside that of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside that of Richard Nixon, who
never told the truth, since George W. Bush could never tell the
difference.

After careful consideration, we think it should be placed next to the
statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all, in
that he started out not knowing where he was going, and in arriving did
not know where he was, and in returning did not know where he had been -
and managed to do it all on borrowed money.

The inscription on the statue will read: "I pledge allegiance to George
W. Bush and to the national debt for which he stands, one man,
expendible, with graft and corruption for all."

Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land." Nearly five thousand years later, Ronald Reagan said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is
the Promised Land." Now George W. Bush has stolen the shovels, kicked
our asses, raised the price of Camels, and laid waste to the Promised
Land.

If you are one of the few who has any money left over after paying off
Bush's huge national debt, we will expect a generous contribution from
you toward this noteworthy project.

Yours sincerely,

National Committee on the Bush Bust

P.S. It is said that Michael Steele is considering changing the
Republican party emblem from an elephant to a condom because it stands
for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a
false sense of security while one is getting screwed!