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Canonical international swearing list
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The Canonical List of International Swearing
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Revised: 10 March 1994
Mini Table of Contents
1) Introduction
2) The LIST (Finnish and Norweigen need tidying up)
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INTRODUCTION
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The following is a list of swear words in a variety of languages. I am
trying to build on it, so that when I go a-travelling, and someone is
yelling at me, I know how to respond in kind.
Please help me to expand my list by sending:
language swear word - english translation - phonetics for pronunciation
The list is set up as:
swear word [phonetics] - english translation (description)
Thanks to those who have contributed and continue to do so. Everyone is
anonymous unless explicitely asking to be included.
Finnish - Lauri Lehtinen <Lauri.Lehtinen@plaza.nullnet.fi>
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THE LIST
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French (France)
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les flics - pigs (Lit. the police)
manges la merde - eat shit
merde - shit
tu m'emmerdes [tu-mung-MEHRD] - you're pissing me off
(Lit. you're shitting on me)
va te faire foutre [vaht-fair-FOOTR] - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
va chier [vah-she-YEH] - fuck off (Lit. go and shit)
French (Quebec Canada)
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* most religious things are swear words in Quebec
baisez vous - fuck you
bais moi - fuck me
encule - fuck you (anal style)
la nichon - tit
la con - cunt
leche'-moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum
mange d'la marde - eat some shit
merde - shit
salope - bitch
tapette - faggot
tu m'emmerdes - fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
tu me fais chier - you make me shit
va chier calisse - go shit
va te faire foutre - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
Russian
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* obviously I cannot write out the Russian characters for these
baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (Lit. "pale wonder" - may not be valid)
dermo [der-MO] - shit
govno [guv-NO] - shit
poshol na khui [puh-SHAWL NAH-khooy] - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)
poshol v zhopu [puh-SHAWL VZHO-poo] - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)
tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(Lit. you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass)
yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik - You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
clock (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
bicycle'.)
Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ - Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
horizon. (The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
bush.')
Spanish
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besa mi culo - kiss my ass
caca - shit
chingar (v) - to fuck
!ch'ingate! [ching-a-tay] - fuck you
!ay, chinga! - oh, fuck
!A que la chingada! - oh, shit!
chinge a su madre - go fuck your mother
chinga tu madre - go fuck your mother
chupe mi penga -suck my dick
cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
c'ojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
co~no - cunt
decojo - fuck you
guev'on [gway-vone] - big-balls
guey - mule, idiot
Hijo de tu chingada madre - son of a bitch
huevos [we-on] - testicle (Argentina)/faggot (Bolivia)
joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
joto - homosexual (Mexico)
leche [lay-chay] - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
"I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it's
one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
mama mi pinga - suck my dick
maricon - asshole/homosexual (Puerto Rico)
maric'on - asshole
merde - shit
mierda [me air duh] - shit
pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
Italian
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butana - cunt
fungula - fuck
mierde - shit
que catza diche? - what the fuck are you saying?
Portuguese
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foder [fu.dar'] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
Present Indicative:
eu fodo (I fuck)
tu fodes (you fuck)
ele/ela fode (he/she fucks)
nos fodemos (we fuck)
vos fodeis (you fuck)
eles/elas fodem (they fuck)
Present Indicative:
fudo
fudas
fuda
fudamos
fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
fudam
Imperative:
fuda (tu) (intimate)
fude (voce) (casual)
fudemos (nos) (mutual)
fudai (vos) (formal)
fudem (voces) (multiple)
broche - cock sucking
chupa-me a - suck my cock
foda-se - fuck (like when you bang the hammer in your finger)
pica (With an Ccedilla, read as Pissa) - cock
piroca/caralho - cock
puta/cabra - bitch
vai para o caralho - piss off
vai-te foder - fuck you
veado [ve.a.do] n.m. - poofter (Brazil)
German
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das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
fick dich - fuck you
fick mich - fuck me
himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
leck mich am arsh - lick my arse (ass if in america)
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself (Lit. make it with yourself)
scheiBe [shyza] - shit
scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
gan - fuck
due kau neh - fuck you
due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan - fuck your mother ... ??
sigh - shit
tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
tsao - fuck
tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
gan [gone] - fuck
gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
lea zi gan yen - ??
ni hao ma? - how are you?
ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
po gai - go fall in the streets
si lang kow - dead man doggie
ta ma de - fuck your mother
wa tsao - (I) fuck
Indonesian
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* Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like
* Spanish pronounce their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English,
* not like (I) am in English
bangsat - bastard
bule - caucasian
cina - Chinese
gila - crazy
gua - I am
isep kontol - blow job
isep kontol gua - suck my dick
kontol - penis
lu - you
memek - vagina
monyet - monkey
ngentot - fuck
ngentot lu - fuck you
ngewe - fucking
pantat - ass
pantat besar - big ass
peler - penis
pentil - nipple
toket - women's breast
toket besar - big breast
Malaysia
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anak haram - bastard
botoh - ass
cibai - pussy (?)
pantat - ass (Chinese origin)
puki - pussy
puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")
saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
Japanese (apparently the Japanese don't swear much)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
chichi - penis
chikusho - shit/damn
kuso - damn/shit
Vietnamese
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goo - dick
geeum - pussy
dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
lo-de - asshole
Haitian Creole
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dan bounda ou - up your ass
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
Bengali
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baing chood - sister fucker
chood - fuck/fucker
choodmarani - mother fucker
haramjada - bastard
dhon - dick
gud - pussy
khanki/maggi - whore
laewra aga - dickhead
tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
Jamaican
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bumboclot - you are full of shit
teras - your ass
Bavarian
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* pronunciation rules:
* stressed syllable is preceded by ^
* "U" pronounced as in "but"
* word pronounced as literal translation meaning
* Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing
Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
Hokkien
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beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
Gaelic
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pogue mahone - kiss my ass
Finnish
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* 'ae' is a letter called "'a' with two dots" pronounced 'a' as in 'cat'
* 'oe' is a letter called "'o' with two dots" pronounced similar to the
* very beginning of a word 'early'
* Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
helvetti - hell *
(Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear word
in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
"voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
kusipaeae - pisshead
paskiainen - bastard
idiootti - idiot, moron
noertti - nerd, geek
paska - shit
Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting sentences.
You can do combinations or write multiple words after each other. For example,
"Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
the prettier. :-)
Note that in these two last examples there were words 'helvetin', 'saatanan'
and 'vitun'. They are derived from the basic forms above by applying the
Finnish genetive. Those three words could be translated as hell's, satan's
and cunt's, but in English this seems rather meaningless.
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker
Norweigen
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* Phonetics:
* letter 'a' is normally pronounced like the english phoneme 'ah'
* letter 'e' is 'eh'
* ':' is used to show long vowels like 'ah:'
* "'" is placed after the syllable which should have the emphasis
Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
vulgar :-)
drittsek - shitbag
/* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
En: Hell
Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
/* Comments about people */
No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
En: Shitbag
Fairly mild.
No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
En: Asshole
/* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
/* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
No: Fitte [Feett'eh]
En: Cunt
No: Pikk [Peeck']
En: Dick
No: Kukk [coock']
En: Cock
The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
In southern Norway, the following "soft" sayings are considered very strong:
kjaere folk - dear people
kjaere deg - dear you
Tamil
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wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
Estonian
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* Encoding estonian special letters:
* u" -- german u-umlaut
* o" -- german o-umlaut
* a" -- a-umlaut (as in english word "and")
* o~ -- o-tilde (vocal between o and o-umlaut)
ka"i kuradile! - go ahead (Lit. go to devil)
kuradi munn - " " " (Lit. devil's penis)
kuradi puts - very strong swearing (no transl.) (Lit. devil's cunt)
kurat vo~tku [..ttkuh] - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
kurat, saatan [..tt..] - devil
kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
mine persse! - go ahead (Lit. go into ass)
mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
munn [..n'n]/tu"ra - penis
nussima [..s's..]/nikkuma (v) - to fuck
piss/kusi - piss
raisk (adj) - rotted
sitt - shit
sittuma (v) - to shit
vitt/puts [put's] - cunt
Arabic
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nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
Hindi
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chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
mah-der chod - mother fucker
tatti [tatai] - shit
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Books
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_The International Dictionary of Obscenity_
-- vulgar comments in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Russian
Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
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: vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
: perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
: helvetti - hell *
: vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
: kusipaeae - pisshead
: paskiainen - bastard
: idiootti - idiot, moron
: noertti - nerd, geek
: paska - shit
Maentti. (a w dotts) = Jerk
Paessi. (a w dotts) (direct=goat) = Jerk/stupid
Jumaltauta. There is no translation for this in English
but it's used kuje vittu, perkele.
You can't insult others with this. Use it
like perkele (devil) and helvetti (hell)
Perse. = Ass.
Persereikae. (a w dotts) = asshole. (reikae=hole)
You can call someone as:
'Puusilmae' (a w dotts) Direct translation would be
something like Wood Eye.:-)
I know it doesn't make any "sence"
but it has got meaning of insult.
Nuija = (direct would be club) = jerk
Haitian Creole
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dan bounda ou - up your ass
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
New:
Ou senti caca - you smell like shit
coco, kreck, bobote, guete - pussy
zozo, coq, bwalong, - dick
ti beuf - blowjob (lit. little cow)
Finnish
hintti/homo = gay
huora = whore
mulkku = dick
paskahousu = shitpants
pillu = vittu (cunt)
suksi vittuun - fuck off (Lit. ski into a cunt)
heitae, homo, volttia - go jump in a lake
Swedish
Jaevlar (lit: something to do with the devil)
Satan (lit: something to do with satan)
Helvete (lit: something to do with hell)
Fan (lit: something to do with the devil)
These can be combined (stacked?) into a sentence like "Dra aat helvete, ditt
satans jaevla fittsvin" which of course is (lit): "Go to hell, you satan
devil
cunt pig". Not beautiful, but it's a way of communicating :-)
Normal amiericanisation is applied, so "mammaknullare" is of course
"motherfucker". When i last listened to some 12 year olds, the swearword
most
used was "Fuck". Must be due the fact that we subtitle american movies...
sug min kuk - suck my dick
dra aat helvete - fuck you (Lit. go to hell)
jaevla roevhaal - fucking asshole (lit. devil asshole)
knulla - fuck (Knulla do mostly represent the sexual activity, not often
used as a swear word unless its a sexualt activity that is sweared about. A kid
using his Nintendo often screams "knulla" as a sign of disappointment when
he loses a game. Don't ask me why.
kuk - dick
fitta - cunt
- - - - -
a = a in hat, cat
e = e in very, let
An a with a ring on top (written as aa in "aat" and "haal" is pronounced =
eau
An a with two dots on top (written as ae in "jaevlar") is pronounced = air
An o with two dots on top (written as oe in "roev) is pronounced = learn
All characters are always pronounced, i e "helvete" is "hell" + vet" + "eh"
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First of all, perhaps you might want to add swears that are unique
to a particular english culture? For example, swears that are only
used in British-English, ones that are only used in American-English,
etc...
Also, I noticed that you didn't have Persian swears anywhere there.
There are a lot of interesting ones =). Perhaps you want to add them?
thanx! bye!
Omid Ramin
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new RUSSIAN words
sooka = bitch
yeah-you-bivneetca = show showing off asshole
peesa = polite penis
per-ee-staan haameetca = stop bitching
paashol v'chorte = go to hell
kooshi govno ee oomree = eat shit and die
ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy = I have a big yellow dick (I forgot how to say purple)
tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee = You mother sucks cow dicks.
Have fun and happy cursing....
Drac
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Subject: South African Swearing
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Dear Tim....
Thanks for your list of universal insults. I'm sure somebody will
find it of use one day. If you ever happen to wander down to darkest
Africa, you may want (or be forced) to make use of these Afrikaans
phrases. You will not find the "locals", alias "boneheads",
particularly intelligent - they may only understand these few words.
Kak [kuk] = the basis of all insults; means shit.
Gaan kak in die mielies = piss off (Lit. go shit in the cornfields.)
Jy's kak [yays kuk] = you're shit.
Vok [fok] = fuck (used in times of extreme frustration.)
Moer [moor, rolling the "r"] = No literal translation. Just simly a
swear word. (one of the worst!)
We hope you enjoy this contribution as much as we enjoyed compiling
it. As Afrikaans is a very expressive language, these words, when
said with particular force, can be very satisfying.
All our passionate love
Karen and Claire
Rhodes University, GRAHAMSTOWN.
South Africa.
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Some corrections to your Spanish list (partial):
|> besa mi cula - kiss my ass
culo
|> chinga su madre - go fuck your mother
(I've never heard "chinga" in Venezuela)
|> chupe mi penga -suck my dick
(nor "penga")
|> con~a - cunt
con~o
|> joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
e.g. "Que te jodes" - "Fuck you"
also: pargo (actually a red snapper - a type of fish, but
much used for gays)
In fact much slang is extremely localized. For example the word
"cojer" is perfectly polite in Venezuela, with a legitimate meaning
("to take, take up, catch (a bus)" etc), but in Argentina and Uruguay
and possibly other countries it means "to fuck". Likewise, in Venezuela
you can say "concha" (a shell) without fear of the consequences, but
elsewhere it's slang for "cunt". I had to watch that when giving some
Unix courses in Argentina :-)
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Kathy Lewis
For Tim Nelson.
Here are some more "swear words" in Arabic. Many are Iraqi slang:
sharmuta [shar-MOOT-a] ........whore
zarba [noun] ...............................shit
kis [pronounced as in "kiss]..........vagina
zib...............................................penis
Elif air ab tizak!...............a thousand "dicks" in your ass!
" " " kisich!............" " " " " "pussy"!
Elif air ab dinich [pronounced "DEEN-ich] A thousand dicks in your religion!
Mos zibby!...............................Suck my dick!
Waj ab zibik!..........................An infection to your dick!
kelbeh[KEL-ba]...............................technically a female
dog..insulting to call a woman this, though
Muti [MOOT-i]................................techinically a donkey, .. to a
person, it's jackass
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Just thought I'd help out with a couple of norwegian ways to insult and swear:
mild curses:
NO: Tulling (Tuhlling)-the pronounciation of the first U should be
simmilar to the pronou. of the vovel in 'do'
ENG: jerk, idiot
---
NO: dust (duhst)-same vovel sound as above
ENG: jerk, -a bit stronger than the word above. Tulling can
actually be said as more of a joke. If you say
Dust you really don't like the person.
---
NO: jaevla (jaevlah)
ENG: Bloody (lit. the devils, or owned by the devil)
---
NO: tykje ta (tyhkieh tah') -the y should be pron. as the y in 'party'
ENG: damn, shit,
-this is northern slang, and it is used
when something not expected happens, or
just when you're in lack of a good
comment. Other norwegians use:
----
NO: Daeven (dae'hv:eh'n) -
ENG: damn, shit, wow -Also northerners use this word, but then
the vovels are really loooooooong.
stronger curses:
Should not be used unless you're really lookin' for trouble
NO: Faens jaevla hestkukk (fah:ehns jaevlah haestcook')
ENG: lit:damn bloody horsecock( or -dick)
----
NO: haelvetes kvisetryne (haeh:l'vehthes Kvee:seht'ryhne)
ENG: lit:hells spotface - used if you want to insult someone
for beeing immature, or generally
very ugly.
---
the words that are in the dictionary before:
kukk
fitte
can also be used with a litle extra touch:
NO: kukkhue (coock'huheh:)
ENG: cockhead
-----
NO: fittetryne (Feet'eh: Tryhneh:)
ENG: cuntface
---------------
Normally it works very well to combine a couple of the words from the
list.
faens jaevla kukkhue=devils bloody cockhead will usually get you a
couple of enemies.
Just calling a girl
NO: faens hore (fah:ehns hohreh') -the o is hard in english, but you
will be close enough with the o
sound from 'door'.
ENG: bloody whore - using this you'll probably end up
in a fight......with her:), her
boyfriend, or her
10 girlfriends.
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From: Frode Tennebo <frodet@brosme.dhmolde.no>
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Subject: Swearing
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2) The LIST (Finnish and Norweigen need tidying up)
follows...----------------^^^^^^^^^
Norweigen (NB!!!!!!!!!!! NorwegiAN!!!)
---------
/* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
**Not considered to be a swear word
faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
**Also: [Fahkhertn]
**Not used as an adverb, but as an adjective
-Faens drittsekk
-Fy faen!
No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
En: Hell
Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
**Also: -Faen i helvete
-Reis til helvete (go to hell)
/* Comments about people */
No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
En: Shitbag
Fairly mild.
**Renewed it's renaissance when the Norwegian Enviroment Secretary,
T. Berntsen, called his British colleague this at a press conf.
No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
**RARELY used.
No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
En: Asshole
**Also: Raevhoel [raeaev hoe:l] (more common)
/* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
/* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
No: Fitte [Feett'eh], Kuse [Kuus'eh]
En: Cunt
No: Pikk [Peeck']
En: Dick
No: Kuk [Kuuk']
En: Cock
The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
No: Pule [Puul'eh], Knulle [Knuull'eh]
En: Fuck
Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
vulgar :-)
**This is TRUE! :)
Finally, Norwegian is heavily influenced by compund statements, like:
-Fy faen i helvete!
-Faens fitte!
-Fy faens fittefaen!
-Reis til helvete din kuk!
In general:
-Fytti rakkern!
-Steik!
-Reis! (as in 'Reis til helvete!')
I could have continued forever, but I hope this has been informative :)
--
* Frode Tennebo * It's better to live life in *
* email: frodet@ulke.dhmolde.no * wealth and die poor, than live *
* Frode.Tennebo@dhmolde.no * life in poverty and die rich. *
* snail: Parkv. 31, 6400 Molde, NORWAY * -Frode Tennebo*
Russian
"Blow Me. Phonetically, Ev teeya' vuh rote'
with the stress on the syllables with the accent marks.
Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik. /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik/ 'You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
clock'. (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
bicycle'.)
Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte. /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ 'Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
horizon.' /The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
bush.'
Tee e'mayeesh haroshi'yu pizda' (you have a nice pussy)
>Italian
>-------
>
>mierde - shit
>fungula - fuck
>malaka - bastard
>butana - cunt
Completeley wrong!!!
merda - shit
vaffanculo - fuck you (anal style)
puttana, troia, battona - bitch
figa, mona - cunt
cazzo, pirla, minchia - dick
chiavare, scopare, trombare (v) - to fuck
va a cagare - fuck you (Literally: go and shit)
stronzo - generic (Literally: piece of shit)
A while ago, someone asked for Arabic curses. I asked a friend of mine who
knows Arabic, and came up with these:
Nick Nafsik - Fuck you (imagine this on a "Hello, my name is..." card)
Yibnal Kelb - Son of a bitch (rumor has it that this was actually said in
an episode of MASH by Klinger...)
BTW, these are rough phonetic spellings - Arabic has many sounds that don't
translate well into English...
Oh, and more Yiddish--the few everyone probably knows and should if
they don't:
schmuck= male genitals (lit. "jewel")
putz= " "
yotz= euphemism for above
sheyne, reyne kappuris--a well-deserved end (lit., "a good, clean
sacrifice")
meshugge=crazy
farmisht= "
farklemt= "
And some good curses translated from the Yiddish:
May you live like an onion--with your head in the ground and your feet
in the air.
May you be like a trolley car--eat nickels and shit transfers.
May your wife eat matzoh in bed, and may you roll in the crumbs.
And an insult:
Lazy all week, and works on the Sabbath. Drunk all year, and sober on
Purim.
how about the Korean phrase:
Nibi Shibi Ma peg poji da = Your mother has no hair on her genitals.
(the speeling is as phonetic as I can make it. It sound like knee bee
she bee ma peck poji dah)
SPANISH
Mistakes:
besa mi cula - should be: "besa mi culo" or
"besame el culo"
chupe mi penga - should be: "...pinga"
con^a - I am not sure, but I think it should be "con^o". In Spain
people say "con^o" to the cunt
decojo - te cojo
guevon - At least in Cuba: "huevo'n"
mama la pingga - "...pinga"
merde - mierda
Another acception:
pendejo - In Cuba stays for coward
News:
singar - to fuck
me cago en tu madre - means "I shit on your mother"; never say this
in Cuba or Miami unless, as said, you REALLY want to
fight. It can be coloured, for example: "Me cago en el
recontracon^o de tu reputi'sima madre" (I shit on the re-
super-cunt of your re-super-whore mother; excuse
the mistakes I make by building phrases). It is the worst
thing you may say to a cuban.
cojones - balls
bollo - cunt (also means some sort of bread)
culo - ass
hijo de puta - Whore son
tetas - tits
Loved the swearwords so far.
Heres a couple of norwegian ones I picked up when I was over there
for a year in a sportschool. Most were picked up playing
basketball.
"Dra til Bloksberg."
Go to the imaginary place in northern Norway where the witches come
from..........Quite cute I thought.
Hold up single middle finger and shout.
"Sitter pa den og poteter"
Sit on that and potatoes.
This has got to be the craziest of the lot of them. This is a true
insult honest guvnor.
"Du ser ut som en utpulte kjerring"
You look like a fucked out old woman.
My pal used to call me this but not tell me what it meant as it was
too rude, so in order to find out I shouted it at some girls who
were walking behind us one day. I soon found out. Hope that these
are of some help.
Sexual (some swear) words in Hindi.
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod (Sister Fucker)
Madar Chhod maa-duhr chod (Mother fucker)
Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod (Brother Fucker)
Chutiya choo-tia (Fucker)
Gaand gaa-nd (Ass)
Lund luh-nd (Cock)
Chut choot (Pussy)
Mammey mumm-aye (Breasts)
Other swear words are various combinations of the above. For eg.
Chut ka Dhakkan (Lit. Cover of pussy), usually used for a dumb person.
|> French (France)
|> ---------------
|>
|> les flics - pigs (Lit. the police)
|> manges la merde - eat shit
|> merde - shit
|> tu m'emmerdes [tu-mung-MEHRD] - you're pissing me off
|> (Lit. you're shitting on me)
|> va te faire foutre [vaht-fair-FOOTR] - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
|> va chier [vah-she-YEH] - fuck off (Lit. go and shit)
|>
|>
|> French (Quebec Canada)
|> ----------------------
|> * most religious things are swear words in Quebec
|>
|> baisez vous - fuck you
|> bais moi - fuck me
|> encule - fuck you (anal style)
|> la nichon - tit
|> la con - cunt
|> leche'-moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum
|> mange d'la marde - eat some shit
|> merde - shit
|> salope - bitch
|> tapette - faggot
|> tu m'emmerdes - fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
|> tu me fais chier - you make me shit
|> va chier calisse - go shit
|> va te faire foutre - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
|>
|>
|> Russian
|> -------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Russian characters for these
|>
|> baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?)
|> (Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
|> blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (Lit. "pale wonder" - may not be valid)
|> dermo [der-MO] - shit
|> govno [guv-NO] - shit
|> poshol na khui [puh-SHAWL NAH-khooy] - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)
|> poshol v zhopu [puh-SHAWL VZHO-poo] - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)
|> tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
|> (Lit. you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass)
|> yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
|>
|> Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
|> kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik - You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
|> clock (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
|> bicycle'.)
|>
|> Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
|> peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ - Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
|> horizon. (The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
|> bush.')
|>
|>
|> Spanish
|> -------
|>
|> besa mi cula - kiss my ass
|> caca - shit
|> chingar (v) - to fuck
|> !chinga te! [ching-a-tay] - fuck you
|> !ay, chinga! - oh, fuck
|> chinga su madre - go fuck your mother
|> chupe mi penga -suck my dick
|> cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
|> cojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
|> con~a - cunt
|> decojo - fuck you
|> guevon [gway-vone] - big-balls
|> guey - mule, idiot
|> huevos [we-on] - testicle (Argentina)/faggot (Bolivia)
|> joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
|> joto - homosexual (Mexico)
|> leche [lay-chay] - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
|> context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
|> "I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
|> DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it's
|> one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
|> mama la pingga - suck my dick
|> maricon - asshole/homosexual (Puerto Rico)
|> maricon - asshole
|> merde - shit
|> mierda [me air duh] - shit
|> pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
|> pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
|> playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
|> puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
|> un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
|>
|>
|> Italian
|> -------
|>
|> butana - cunt
|> fungula - fuck
|> malaka - bastard
|> mierde - shit
|> que catza diche? - what the fuck are you saying?
|>
|>
|> Portuguese
|> ----------
|>
|> foder [fu.dar'] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
|> Present Indicative:
|> eu fodo (I fuck)
|> tu fodes (you fuck)
|> ele/ela fode (he/she fucks)
|> nos fodemos (we fuck)
|> vos fodeis (you fuck)
|> eles/elas fodem (they fuck)
|> Present Indicative:
|> fudo
|> fudas
|> fuda
|> fudamos
|> fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
|> fudam
|> Imperative:
|> fuda (tu) (intimate)
|> fude (voce) (casual)
|> fudemos (nos) (mutual)
|> fudai (vos) (formal)
|> fudem (voces) (multiple)
|>
|> broche - cock sucking
|> chupa-me a - suck my cock
|> foda-se - fuck (like when you bang the hammer in your finger)
|> pica (With an Ccedilla, read as Pissa) - cock
|> piroca/caralho - cock
|> puta/cabra - bitch
|> vai para o caralho - piss off
|> vai-te foder - fuck you
|> veado [ve.a.do] n.m. - poofter (Brazil)
|>
|>
|> German
|> ------
|>
|>
|> das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
|> (Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
|> du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
|> fick dich - fuck you
|> fick mich - fuck me
|> himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
|> (Lit. heaven thunder weather)
|> ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
|> leck mich am arsh - lick my arse (ass if in america)
|> mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself (Lit. make it with yourself)
|> scheiBe [shyza] - shit
|> scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
|> willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
|>
|>
|> Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
|> -------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
|>
|> gan - fuck
|> due kau neh - fuck you
|> due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
|> due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan - fuck your mother ... ??
|> sigh - shit
|> tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
|> tsao - fuck
|> tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
|>
|>
|> Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
|> -------------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
|>
|> chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
|> gan [gone] - fuck
|> gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
|> gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
|> gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
|> gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
|> gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
|> lea zi gan yen - ??
|> ni hao ma? - how are you?
|> ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
|> ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
|> ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
|> po gai - go fall in the streets
|> si lang kow - dead man doggie
|> ta ma de - fuck your mother
|> wa tsao - (I) fuck
|>
|>
|> Indonesian
|> ----------
|> * Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like
|> * Spanish pronounce their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English,
|> * not like (I) am in English
|>
|> bangsat - bastard
|> bule - caucasian
|> cina - Chinese
|> gila - crazy
|> gua - I am
|> isep kontol - blow job
|> isep kontol gua - suck my dick
|> kontol - penis
|> lu - you
|> memek - vagina
|> monyet - monkey
|> ngentot - fuck
|> ngentot lu - fuck you
|> ngewe - fucking
|> pantat - ass
|> pantat besar - big ass
|> peler - penis
|> pentil - nipple
|> toket - women's breast
|> toket besar - big breast
|>
|>
|> Malaysia
|> --------
|>
|> anak haram - bastard
|> botoh - ass
|> cibai - pussy (?)
|> pantat - ass (Chinese origin)
|> puki - pussy
|> puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")
|> saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
|>
|>
|> Japanese (apparently the Japanese don't swear much)
|> ----------------------------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
|>
|> chichi - penis
|> chikusho - shit/damn
|> kuso - damn/shit
|>
|>
|> Vietnamese
|> ----------
|>
|> goo - dick
|> geeum - pussy
|> dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
|> lo-de - asshole
|>
|>
|> Haitian Creole
|> --------------
|>
|> dan bounda ou - up your ass
|> kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
|> L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
|>
|>
|> Bengali
|> -------
|>
|> baing chood - sister fucker
|> chood - fuck/fucker
|> choodmarani - mother fucker
|> haramjada - bastard
|> dhon - dick
|> gud - pussy
|> khanki/maggi - whore
|> laewra aga - dickhead
|> tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
|>
|>
|> Jamaican
|> --------
|>
|> bumboclot - you are full of shit
|> teras - your ass
|>
|>
|> Bavarian
|> --------
|> * pronunciation rules:
|> * stressed syllable is preceded by ^
|> * "U" pronounced as in "but"
|> * word pronounced as literal translation meaning
|> * Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing
|>
|> Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
|> Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
|> Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
|> Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
|> Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
|> Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
|>
|>
|> Hokkien
|> -------
|>
|> beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
|>
|>
|> Gaelic
|> ------
|>
|> pogue mahone - kiss my ass
|>
|>
|> Finnish
|> -------
|> * 'ae' is a letter called "'a' with two dots" pronounced 'a' as in 'cat'
|> * 'oe' is a letter called "'o' with two dots" pronounced similar to the
|> * very beginning of a word 'early'
|> * Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
|>
|> vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
|> perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
|> helvetti - hell *
|> (Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear word
|> in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
|> uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
|> "voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
|> and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
|>
|> vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
|> kusipaeae - pisshead
|> paskiainen - bastard
|> idiootti - idiot, moron
|> noertti - nerd, geek
|> paska - shit
|>
|>
|> Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting sentences.
|> You can do combinations or write multiple words after each other. For example,
|> "Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
|> quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
|> 'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
|> paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
|> the prettier. :-)
|>
|> Note that in these two last examples there were
|> words 'helvetin', 'saatanan' and 'vitun'. They are
|> derived from the basic forms above by applying the
|> Finnish genetive. Those three words could be
|> translated as hell's, satan's and cunt's, but in
|> English this seems rather meaningless.
|>
|>
|> Norweigen
|> ---------
|> * Phonetics:
|> * letter 'a' is normally pronounced like the english phoneme 'ah'
|> * letter 'e' is 'eh'
|> * ':' is used to show long vowels like 'ah:'
|> * "'" is placed after the syllable which should have the emphasis
|>
|> drittsek - shitbag
|>
|> /* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
|> fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
|> faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
|> Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
|> Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
|> as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
|>
|> No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
|> En: Hell
|> Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
|>
|>
|> /* Comments about people */
|> No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
|> En: Shitbag
|> Fairly mild.
|>
|> No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
|> En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
|>
|> No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
|> En: Asshole
|>
|>
|> /* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
|> /* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
|> No: Fitte [Feett'eh]
|> En: Cunt
|>
|> No: Pikk [Peeck']
|> En: Dick
|>
|> No: Kukk [coock']
|> En: Cock
|> The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
|>
|> Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
|> different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
|> really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
|> West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
|> vulgar :-)
|>
|>
|>
|> Tamil
|> -----
|>
|> wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
|>
|>
|> Estonian
|> --------
|> * Encoding estonian special letters:
|> * u" -- german u-umlaut
|> * o" -- german o-umlaut
|> * a" -- a-umlaut (as in english word "and")
|> * o~ -- o-tilde (vocal between o and o-umlaut)
|>
|> ka"i kuradile! - go ahead (Lit. go to devil)
|> kuradi munn - " " " (Lit. devil's penis)
|> kuradi puts - very strong swearing (no transl.) (Lit. devil's cunt)
|> kurat vo~tku [..ttkuh] - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
|> kurat, saatan [..tt..] - devil
|> kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
|> mine persse! - go ahead (Lit. go into ass)
|> mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
|> munn [..n'n]/tu"ra - penis
|> nussima [..s's..]/nikkuma (v) - to fuck
|> piss/kusi - piss
|> raisk (adj) - rotted
|> sitt - shit
|> sittuma (v) - to shit
|> vitt/puts [put's] - cunt
|>
|>
|> Arabic
|> ------
|> nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
|>
|>
|> Hindi
|> -----
|> chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
|> gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
|> mah-der chod - mother fucker
|> tatti [tatai] - shit
|>
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>
|> Books
|> -----
|> _The International Dictionary of Obscenity_
|> -- vulgar comments in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Russian
|>
|>
|> Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
|> together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
|>
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>
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Hello there ...
I just want to make some comments on the "swearwords...." .
Well , you see , the word "malaka" is not Italian , but Greek !
( ...and so am I !!)
Here is a "Greek" list :
malaka : wanker
gamisou : fuck off
to mounee tis manas sou : fuck your mother's pussy
mounee : pussy
poutsos : dick
poustis : homosexual (rude)
archeedia : bollocks
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Quoting on Your post about international swearing:
Ti> 2) The LIST (Finnish and Norweigen need tidying up)
I agree.
Ti> Thanks to those who have contributed and continue to do so. Everyone
Ti> is anonymous unless explicitely asking to be included.
If You decide to include my contributions, I would like my name to be
included. Just so that my friends could see it :-)
Ti> * Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
If an Englishman or American uses any one of these insults, I would
say about 0 out of 10 Finns would understand him. So if you ever
should
be confronted with a situation where you need/want to insult a Finn,
I suggest you just say "Fuck you!" or something, they'll understand
:-)
Still, this list can be very useful sometimes. I think.
Ti> vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
Ti> perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
Ti> helvetti - hell *
Ti> (Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear
Ti> word in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
Ti> uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
Ti> "voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
Ti> and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
Propably the most commonly used phrase is 'Paskat' which is another
way of saying 'Oh shit!' Also as a reply to somebody. (Like
'Bullshit!')
Nowadays the phrase 'Vitut' is also used just like 'Paskat' although
it is a heavier word. 'Paskat' is almost something you can say to your
grandmother, whereas 'Vitut' is used mostly among people of the same
age.
Ti> vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
Ti> kusipaeae - pisshead
Ti> paskiainen - bastard
Ti> idiootti - idiot, moron
Ti> noertti - nerd, geek
Ti> paska - shit
Ti> Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting
Ti> sentences. You can do combinations or write multiple words after each
Ti> other. For example, "Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
Ti> quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
Ti> 'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
Ti> paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
Ti> the prettier. :-)
'Idiootti paskiainen' is something you would propably never hear from
the mouth of a Finn. 'Idiootti' is a "civilized" word whereas 'kusi-
paeae' is not and words like this are usually not mixed. Exeptions
do exist, of course, like 'Vitun idiootti!'.
'Helvetti', 'Saatana' and 'Perkele' are biblical words and if mixed
with words like 'vittu' or 'mulkku' it's usually just one of them.
(For example 'Saatanan mulkku'.) Saatana is the most commonly used one
of these three words in "combined" swears but alone all three words
are
commonly used. If you talk about politics, the weather, sports,
business or school with a Finn he will propably use all these words.
Anyway, here are some additions to the list: (I've use (ae) and (oe)
to mark A with two dots and O with two dots and (oo) to mark a swedish
O [which is an a with a circle above it].)
Painu vittuun! - Go to Hell! (Lit. Go to a cunt.)
Painu helvettiin! - Go to Hell!
paskap(ae)(ae) - shithead
vittunaama - (Lit. cuntface)
mulkku - dick (Mostly used in 'Vitun mulkku' or 'Vitun mulkkupaeae')
mulkkup(ae)(ae) - dickhead
jorma - dick ('Ime jormaani' - 'Suck my dick', not widely used.)
Jorma - a Finnish man's name
runkata - to masturbate --->
runkku/runkkari - someone who masturbates ('Vitun runkkari')
hintti/hinttari - faggot ('Vitun hintti')
sivari - conscientious objector (Those who have chosen civil
alternative service instead of the
army. 'Sivari' and 'Hinttari' are
almost the same. Mostly used about
someone with long hair, and always
a male.)
dorka - dork (Not widely used. Mild)
homo - homosexual ('Vitun homo')
hurri - a Swede (The word 'hurri' is only used as an insult. If some-
one is called B(oe)rje, Svante or H(oo)kan, he can be
sure he will be called a 'hurri'. A little bit milder
than 'hintti' or 'sivari', because it doesn't imply
the insulted party is gay. Not in a straightforward
manner at least. Of course, all Swedish men are
homosexuals.)
(ae)lyk(ae)(ae)pi(oe) - mental midget
t(oe)rpp(oe) - twit
huora - whore (Used like 'bitch' in English.)
"(Ae)itis oli kusella kun sut sai!"
(Standard Finnish: "(Ae)itisi oli kusella kun sinut sai!")
- Your mother was taking a pee when she had you!
"Voiks(ae) lainata mulle naamaas ku mun perse on pesussa?"
(Standard Finnish: "Voisitko lainata minulle naamaasi kun perseeni on
pesussa?")
- Could you lend me your face while my ass is in the laundry?
Late
Post scriptum: Sorry about the messyness and bad English. But if You
had to write in Finnish, you'd propably make a lot of
mistakes, too :-)
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|>
|> The Canonical List of International Swearing
|> ============================================
|>
|> Norweigen
|> ---------
|>
|> Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
|> different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
|> really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
|> West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
|> vulgar :-)
True. And in the southermost of Norway, they are even softer, so saying
"dear people" (No. "kjaere folk" )
or "dear you" (No: "kjaere deg") ,
to somebody is considered to be very strong.
Bye.
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Hi there,
just read the list and I have a couple which were not on the
list, but might resemble a couple of them.
Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
Or
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
And
Mommy, mommy what is incest?
Shut up and lick.
Daddy, daddy what is incest?
Shut up and suck.
Hope you like them, cheers,
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> Spanish
> -------
- go fuck your mother
chupe mi penga -suck my dick
cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
cojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
con~a - cunt
decojo - fuck you
guevon [gway-vone] - big-balls
guey - mule, idiot
huevos [we-on] - testicle (Argentina)/faggot (Bolivia)
joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
joto - homosexual (Mexico)
leche [lay-chay] - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
"I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it's
one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
mama la pingga - suck my dick
maricon - asshole/homosexual (Puerto Rico)
maricon - asshole
merde - shit
mierda [me air duh] - shit
pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
Italian
-------
butana - cunt
fungula - fuck
malaka - bastard
mierde - shit
que catza diche? - what the fuck are you saying?
Portuguese
----------
foder [fu.dar'] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
Present Indicative:
eu fodo (I fuck)
tu fodes (you fuck)
ele/ela fode (he/she fucks)
nos fodemos (we fuck)
vos fodeis (you fuck)
eles/elas fodem (they fuck)
Present Indicative:
fudo
fudas
fuda
fudamos
fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
fudam
Imperative:
fuda (tu) (intimate)
fude (voce) (casual)
fudemos (nos) (mutual)
fudai (vos) (formal)
fudem (voces) (multiple)
broche - cock sucking
chupa-me a - suck my cock
foda-se - fuck (like when you bang the hammer in your finger)
pica (With an Ccedilla, read as Pissa) - cock
piroca/caralho - cock
puta/cabra - bitch
vai para o caralho - piss off
vai-te foder - fuck you
veado [ve.a.do] n.m. - poofter (Brazil)
German
------
das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
fick dich - fuck you
fick mich - fuck me
himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
leck mich am arsh - lick my arse (ass if in america)
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself (Lit. make it with yourself)
scheiBe [shyza] - shit
scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
-------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
gan - fuck
due kau neh - fuck you
due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan - fuck your mother ... ??
sigh - shit
tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
tsao - fuck
tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
-------------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
gan [gone] - fuck
gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
lea zi gan yen - ??
ni hao ma? - how are you?
ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
po gai - go fall in the streets
si lang kow - dead man doggie
ta ma de - fuck your mother
wa tsao - (I) fuck
Indonesian
----------
* Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like
* Spanish pronounce their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English,
* not like (I) am in English
bangsat - bastard
bule - caucasian
cina - Chinese
gila - crazy
gua - I am
isep kontol - blow job
isep kontol gua - suck my dick
kontol - penis
lu - you
memek - vagina
monyet - monkey
ngentot - fuck
ngentot lu - fuck you
ngewe - fucking
pantat - ass
pantat besar - big ass
peler - penis
pentil - nipple
toket - women's breast
toket besar - big breast
Malaysia
--------
anak haram - bastard
botoh - ass
cibai - pussy (?)
pantat - ass (Chinese origin)
puki - pussy
puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")
saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
Japanese (apparently the Japanese don't swear much)
----------------------------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
chichi - penis
chikusho - shit/damn
kuso - damn/shit
Vietnamese
----------
goo - dick
geeum - pussy
dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
lo-de - asshole
Haitian Creole
--------------
dan bounda ou - up your ass
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
Bengali
-------
baing chood - sister fucker
chood - fuck/fucker
choodmarani - mother fucker
haramjada - bastard
dhon - dick
gud - pussy
khanki/maggi - whore
laewra aga - dickhead
tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
Jamaican
--------
bumboclot - you are full of shit
teras - your ass
Bavarian
--------
* pronunciation rules:
* stressed syllable is preceded by ^
* "U" pronounced as in "but"
* word pronounced as literal translation meaning
* Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing
Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
Hokkien
-------
beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
Gaelic
------
pogue mahone - kiss my ass
Finnish
-------
* 'ae' is a letter called "'a' with two dots" pronounced 'a' as in 'cat'
* 'oe' is a letter called "'o' with two dots" pronounced similar to the
* very beginning of a word 'early'
* Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
helvetti - hell *
(Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear word
in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
"voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
kusipaeae - pisshead
paskiainen - bastard
idiootti - idiot, moron
noertti - nerd, geek
paska - shit
Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting sentences.
You can do combinations or write multiple words after each other. For example,
"Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
the prettier. :-)
Note that in these two last examples there were words 'helvetin', 'saatanan'
and 'vitun'. They are derived from the basic forms above by applying the
Finnish genetive. Those three words could be translated as hell's, satan's
and cunt's, but in English this seems rather meaningless.
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker
Norweigen
---------
* Phonetics:
* letter 'a' is normally pronounced like the english phoneme 'ah'
* letter 'e' is 'eh'
* ':' is used to show long vowels like 'ah:'
* "'" is placed after the syllable which should have the emphasis
drittsek - shitbag
/* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
En: Hell
Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
/* Comments about people */
No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
En: Shitbag
Fairly mild.
No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
En: Asshole
/* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
/* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
No: Fitte [Feett'eh]
En: Cunt
No: Pikk [Peeck']
En: Dick
No: Kukk [coock']
En: Cock
The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
vulgar :-)
Tamil
-----
wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
Estonian
--------
* Encoding estonian special letters:
* u" -- german u-umlaut
* o" -- german o-umlaut
* a" -- a-umlaut (as in english word "and")
* o~ -- o-tilde (vocal between o and o-umlaut)
ka"i kuradile! - go ahead (Lit. go to devil)
kuradi munn - " " " (Lit. devil's penis)
kuradi puts - very strong swearing (no transl.) (Lit. devil's cunt)
kurat vo~tku [..ttkuh] - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
kurat, saatan [..tt..] - devil
kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
mine persse! - go ahead (Lit. go into ass)
mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
munn [..n'n]/tu"ra - penis
nussima [..s's..]/nikkuma (v) - to fuck
piss/kusi - piss
raisk (adj) - rotted
sitt - shit
sittuma (v) - to shit
vitt/puts [put's] - cunt
Arabic
------
nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
Hindi
-----
chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
mah-der chod - mother fucker
tatti [tatai] - shit
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Books
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_The International Dictionary of Obscenity_
-- vulgar comments in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Russian
Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
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: vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
: perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
: helvetti - hell *
: vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
: kusipaeae - pisshead
: paskiainen - bastard
: idiootti - idiot, moron
: noertti - nerd, geek
: paska - shit
Maentti. (a w dotts) = Jerk
Paessi. (a w dotts) (direct=goat) = Jerk/stupid
Jumaltauta. There is no translation for this in English
but it's used kuje vittu, perkele.
You can't insult others with this. Use it
like perkele (devil) and helvetti (hell)
Perse. = Ass.
Persereikae. (a w dotts) = asshole. (reikae=hole)
You can call someone as:
'Puusilmae' (a w dotts) Direct translation would be
something like Wood Eye.:-)
I know it doesn't make any "sence"
but it has got meaning of insult.
Nuija = (direct would be club) = jerk
Haitian Creole
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dan bounda ou - up your ass
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
New:
Ou senti caca - you smell like shit
coco, kreck, bobote, guete - pussy
zozo, coq, bwalong, - dick
ti beuf - blowjob (lit. little cow)
Finnish
hintti/homo = gay
huora = whore
mulkku = dick
paskahousu = shitpants
pillu = vittu (cunt)
suksi vittuun - fuck off (Lit. ski into a cunt)
heitae, homo, volttia - go jump in a lake
Swedish
Jaevlar (lit: something to do with the devil)
Satan (lit: something to do with satan)
Helvete (lit: something to do with hell)
Fan (lit: something to do with the devil)
These can be combined (stacked?) into a sentence like "Dra aat helvete, ditt
satans jaevla fittsvin" which of course is (lit): "Go to hell, you satan
devil
cunt pig". Not beautiful, but it's a way of communicating :-)
Normal amiericanisation is applied, so "mammaknullare" is of course
"motherfucker". When i last listened to some 12 year olds, the swearword
most
used was "Fuck". Must be due the fact that we subtitle american movies...
sug min kuk - suck my dick
dra aat helvete - fuck you (Lit. go to hell)
jaevla roevhaal - fucking asshole (lit. devil asshole)
knulla - fuck (Knulla do mostly represent the sexual activity, not often
used as a swear word unless its a sexualt activity that is sweared about. A kid
using his Nintendo often screams "knulla" as a sign of disappointment when
he loses a game. Don't ask me why.
kuk - dick
fitta - cunt
- - - - -
a = a in hat, cat
e = e in very, let
An a with a ring on top (written as aa in "aat" and "haal" is pronounced =
eau
An a with two dots on top (written as ae in "jaevlar") is pronounced = air
An o with two dots on top (written as oe in "roev) is pronounced = learn
All characters are always pronounced, i e "helvete" is "hell" + vet" + "eh"
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First of all, perhaps you might want to add swears that are unique
to a particular english culture? For example, swears that are only
used in British-English, ones that are only used in American-English,
etc...
Also, I noticed that you didn't have Persian swears anywhere there.
There are a lot of interesting ones =). Perhaps you want to add them?
thanx! bye!
Omid Ramin
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new RUSSIAN words
sooka = bitch
yeah-you-bivneetca = show showing off asshole
peesa = polite penis
per-ee-staan haameetca = stop bitching
paashol v'chorte = go to hell
kooshi govno ee oomree = eat shit and die
ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy = I have a big yellow dick (I forgot how to say purple)
tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee = You mother sucks cow dicks.
Have fun and happy cursing....
Drac
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Dear Tim....
Thanks for your list of universal insults. I'm sure somebody will
find it of use one day. If you ever happen to wander down to darkest
Africa, you may want (or be forced) to make use of these Afrikaans
phrases. You will not find the "locals", alias "boneheads",
particularly intelligent - they may only understand these few words.
Kak [kuk] = the basis of all insults; means shit.
Gaan kak in die mielies = piss off (Lit. go shit in the cornfields.)
Jy's kak [yays kuk] = you're shit.
Vok [fok] = fuck (used in times of extreme frustration.)
Moer [moor, rolling the "r"] = No literal translation. Just simly a
swear word. (one of the worst!)
We hope you enjoy this contribution as much as we enjoyed compiling
it. As Afrikaans is a very expressive language, these words, when
said with particular force, can be very satisfying.
All our passionate love
Karen and Claire
Rhodes University, GRAHAMSTOWN.
South Africa.
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Some corrections to your Spanish list (partial):
|> besa mi cula - kiss my ass
culo
|> chinga su madre - go fuck your mother
(I've never heard "chinga" in Venezuela)
|> chupe mi penga -suck my dick
(nor "penga")
|> con~a - cunt
con~o
|> joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
e.g. "Que te jodes" - "Fuck you"
also: pargo (actually a red snapper - a type of fish, but
much used for gays)
In fact much slang is extremely localized. For example the word
"cojer" is perfectly polite in Venezuela, with a legitimate meaning
("to take, take up, catch (a bus)" etc), but in Argentina and Uruguay
and possibly other countries it means "to fuck". Likewise, in Venezuela
you can say "concha" (a shell) without fear of the consequences, but
elsewhere it's slang for "cunt". I had to watch that when giving some
Unix courses in Argentina :-)
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Kathy Lewis
For Tim Nelson.
Here are some more "swear words" in Arabic. Many are Iraqi slang:
sharmuta [shar-MOOT-a] ........whore
zarba [noun] ...............................shit
kis [pronounced as in "kiss]..........vagina
zib...............................................penis
Elif air ab tizak!...............a thousand "dicks" in your ass!
" " " kisich!............" " " " " "pussy"!
Elif air ab dinich [pronounced "DEEN-ich] A thousand dicks in your religion!
Mos zibby!...............................Suck my dick!
Waj ab zibik!..........................An infection to your dick!
kelbeh[KEL-ba]...............................technically a female
dog..insulting to call a woman this, though
Muti [MOOT-i]................................techinically a donkey, .. to a
person, it's jackass
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Just thought I'd help out with a couple of norwegian ways to insult and swear:
mild curses:
NO: Tulling (Tuhlling)-the pronounciation of the first U should be
simmilar to the pronou. of the vovel in 'do'
ENG: jerk, idiot
---
NO: dust (duhst)-same vovel sound as above
ENG: jerk, -a bit stronger than the word above. Tulling can
actually be said as more of a joke. If you say
Dust you really don't like the person.
---
NO: jaevla (jaevlah)
ENG: Bloody (lit. the devils, or owned by the devil)
---
NO: tykje ta (tyhkieh tah') -the y should be pron. as the y in 'party'
ENG: damn, shit,
-this is northern slang, and it is used
when something not expected happens, or
just when you're in lack of a good
comment. Other norwegians use:
----
NO: Daeven (dae'hv:eh'n) -
ENG: damn, shit, wow -Also northerners use this word, but then
the vovels are really loooooooong.
stronger curses:
Should not be used unless you're really lookin' for trouble
NO: Faens jaevla hestkukk (fah:ehns jaevlah haestcook')
ENG: lit:damn bloody horsecock( or -dick)
----
NO: haelvetes kvisetryne (haeh:l'vehthes Kvee:seht'ryhne)
ENG: lit:hells spotface - used if you want to insult someone
for beeing immature, or generally
very ugly.
---
the words that are in the dictionary before:
kukk
fitte
can also be used with a litle extra touch:
NO: kukkhue (coock'huheh:)
ENG: cockhead
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NO: fittetryne (Feet'eh: Tryhneh:)
ENG: cuntface
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Normally it works very well to combine a couple of the words from the
list.
faens jaevla kukkhue=devils bloody cockhead will usually get you a
couple of enemies.
Just calling a girl
NO: faens hore (fah:ehns hohreh') -the o is hard in english, but you
will be close enough with the o
sound from 'door'.
ENG: bloody whore - using this you'll probably end up
in a fight......with her:), her
boyfriend, or her
10 girlfriends.
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2) The LIST (Finnish and Norweigen need tidying up)
follows...----------------^^^^^^^^^
Norweigen (NB!!!!!!!!!!! NorwegiAN!!!)
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/* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
**Not considered to be a swear word
faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
**Also: [Fahkhertn]
**Not used as an adverb, but as an adjective
-Faens drittsekk
-Fy faen!
No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
En: Hell
Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
**Also: -Faen i helvete
-Reis til helvete (go to hell)
/* Comments about people */
No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
En: Shitbag
Fairly mild.
**Renewed it's renaissance when the Norwegian Enviroment Secretary,
T. Berntsen, called his British colleague this at a press conf.
No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
**RARELY used.
No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
En: Asshole
**Also: Raevhoel [raeaev hoe:l] (more common)
/* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
/* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
No: Fitte [Feett'eh], Kuse [Kuus'eh]
En: Cunt
No: Pikk [Peeck']
En: Dick
No: Kuk [Kuuk']
En: Cock
The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
No: Pule [Puul'eh], Knulle [Knuull'eh]
En: Fuck
Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
vulgar :-)
**This is TRUE! :)
Finally, Norwegian is heavily influenced by compund statements, like:
-Fy faen i helvete!
-Faens fitte!
-Fy faens fittefaen!
-Reis til helvete din kuk!
In general:
-Fytti rakkern!
-Steik!
-Reis! (as in 'Reis til helvete!')
I could have continued forever, but I hope this has been informative :)
--
* Frode Tennebo * It's better to live life in *
* email: frodet@ulke.dhmolde.no * wealth and die poor, than live *
* Frode.Tennebo@dhmolde.no * life in poverty and die rich. *
* snail: Parkv. 31, 6400 Molde, NORWAY * -Frode Tennebo*
Russian
"Blow Me. Phonetically, Ev teeya' vuh rote'
with the stress on the syllables with the accent marks.
Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik. /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik/ 'You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
clock'. (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
bicycle'.)
Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte. /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ 'Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
horizon.' /The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
bush.'
Tee e'mayeesh haroshi'yu pizda' (you have a nice pussy)
>Italian
>-------
>
>mierde - shit
>fungula - fuck
>malaka - bastard
>butana - cunt
Completeley wrong!!!
merda - shit
vaffanculo - fuck you (anal style)
puttana, troia, battona - bitch
figa, mona - cunt
cazzo, pirla, minchia - dick
chiavare, scopare, trombare (v) - to fuck
va a cagare - fuck you (Literally: go and shit)
stronzo - generic (Literally: piece of shit)
A while ago, someone asked for Arabic curses. I asked a friend of mine who
knows Arabic, and came up with these:
Nick Nafsik - Fuck you (imagine this on a "Hello, my name is..." card)
Yibnal Kelb - Son of a bitch (rumor has it that this was actually said in
an episode of MASH by Klinger...)
BTW, these are rough phonetic spellings - Arabic has many sounds that don't
translate well into English...
Oh, and more Yiddish--the few everyone probably knows and should if
they don't:
schmuck= male genitals (lit. "jewel")
putz= " "
yotz= euphemism for above
sheyne, reyne kappuris--a well-deserved end (lit., "a good, clean
sacrifice")
meshugge=crazy
farmisht= "
farklemt= "
And some good curses translated from the Yiddish:
May you live like an onion--with your head in the ground and your feet
in the air.
May you be like a trolley car--eat nickels and shit transfers.
May your wife eat matzoh in bed, and may you roll in the crumbs.
And an insult:
Lazy all week, and works on the Sabbath. Drunk all year, and sober on
Purim.
how about the Korean phrase:
Nibi Shibi Ma peg poji da = Your mother has no hair on her genitals.
(the speeling is as phonetic as I can make it. It sound like knee bee
she bee ma peck poji dah)
SPANISH
Mistakes:
besa mi cula - should be: "besa mi culo" or
"besame el culo"
chupe mi penga - should be: "...pinga"
con^a - I am not sure, but I think it should be "con^o". In Spain
people say "con^o" to the cunt
decojo - te cojo
guevon - At least in Cuba: "huevo'n"
mama la pingga - "...pinga"
merde - mierda
Another acception:
pendejo - In Cuba stays for coward
News:
singar - to fuck
me cago en tu madre - means "I shit on your mother"; never say this
in Cuba or Miami unless, as said, you REALLY want to
fight. It can be coloured, for example: "Me cago en el
recontracon^o de tu reputi'sima madre" (I shit on the re-
super-cunt of your re-super-whore mother; excuse
the mistakes I make by building phrases). It is the worst
thing you may say to a cuban.
cojones - balls
bollo - cunt (also means some sort of bread)
culo - ass
hijo de puta - Whore son
tetas - tits
Loved the swearwords so far.
Heres a couple of norwegian ones I picked up when I was over there
for a year in a sportschool. Most were picked up playing
basketball.
"Dra til Bloksberg."
Go to the imaginary place in northern Norway where the witches come
from..........Quite cute I thought.
Hold up single middle finger and shout.
"Sitter pa den og poteter"
Sit on that and potatoes.
This has got to be the craziest of the lot of them. This is a true
insult honest guvnor.
"Du ser ut som en utpulte kjerring"
You look like a fucked out old woman.
My pal used to call me this but not tell me what it meant as it was
too rude, so in order to find out I shouted it at some girls who
were walking behind us one day. I soon found out. Hope that these
are of some help.
Sexual (some swear) words in Hindi.
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod (Sister Fucker)
Madar Chhod maa-duhr chod (Mother fucker)
Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod (Brother Fucker)
Chutiya choo-tia (Fucker)
Gaand gaa-nd (Ass)
Lund luh-nd (Cock)
Chut choot (Pussy)
Mammey mumm-aye (Breasts)
Other swear words are various combinations of the above. For eg.
Chut ka Dhakkan (Lit. Cover of pussy), usually used for a dumb person.
|> French (France)
|> ---------------
|>
|> les flics - pigs (Lit. the police)
|> manges la merde - eat shit
|> merde - shit
|> tu m'emmerdes [tu-mung-MEHRD] - you're pissing me off
|> (Lit. you're shitting on me)
|> va te faire foutre [vaht-fair-FOOTR] - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
|> va chier [vah-she-YEH] - fuck off (Lit. go and shit)
|>
|>
|> French (Quebec Canada)
|> ----------------------
|> * most religious things are swear words in Quebec
|>
|> baisez vous - fuck you
|> bais moi - fuck me
|> encule - fuck you (anal style)
|> la nichon - tit
|> la con - cunt
|> leche'-moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum
|> mange d'la marde - eat some shit
|> merde - shit
|> salope - bitch
|> tapette - faggot
|> tu m'emmerdes - fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
|> tu me fais chier - you make me shit
|> va chier calisse - go shit
|> va te faire foutre - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
|>
|>
|> Russian
|> -------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Russian characters for these
|>
|> baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?)
|> (Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
|> blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (Lit. "pale wonder" - may not be valid)
|> dermo [der-MO] - shit
|> govno [guv-NO] - shit
|> poshol na khui [puh-SHAWL NAH-khooy] - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)
|> poshol v zhopu [puh-SHAWL VZHO-poo] - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)
|> tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
|> (Lit. you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass)
|> yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
|>
|> Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
|> kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik - You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
|> clock (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
|> bicycle'.)
|>
|> Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
|> peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ - Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
|> horizon. (The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
|> bush.')
|>
|>
|> Spanish
|> -------
|>
|> besa mi cula - kiss my ass
|> caca - shit
|> chingar (v) - to fuck
|> !chinga te! [ching-a-tay] - fuck you
|> !ay, chinga! - oh, fuck
|> chinga su madre - go fuck your mother
|> chupe mi penga -suck my dick
|> cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
|> cojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
|> con~a - cunt
|> decojo - fuck you
|> guevon [gway-vone] - big-balls
|> guey - mule, idiot
|> huevos [we-on] - testicle (Argentina)/faggot (Bolivia)
|> joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
|> joto - homosexual (Mexico)
|> leche [lay-chay] - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
|> context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
|> "I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
|> DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it's
|> one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
|> mama la pingga - suck my dick
|> maricon - asshole/homosexual (Puerto Rico)
|> maricon - asshole
|> merde - shit
|> mierda [me air duh] - shit
|> pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
|> pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
|> playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
|> puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
|> un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
|>
|>
|> Italian
|> -------
|>
|> butana - cunt
|> fungula - fuck
|> malaka - bastard
|> mierde - shit
|> que catza diche? - what the fuck are you saying?
|>
|>
|> Portuguese
|> ----------
|>
|> foder [fu.dar'] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
|> Present Indicative:
|> eu fodo (I fuck)
|> tu fodes (you fuck)
|> ele/ela fode (he/she fucks)
|> nos fodemos (we fuck)
|> vos fodeis (you fuck)
|> eles/elas fodem (they fuck)
|> Present Indicative:
|> fudo
|> fudas
|> fuda
|> fudamos
|> fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
|> fudam
|> Imperative:
|> fuda (tu) (intimate)
|> fude (voce) (casual)
|> fudemos (nos) (mutual)
|> fudai (vos) (formal)
|> fudem (voces) (multiple)
|>
|> broche - cock sucking
|> chupa-me a - suck my cock
|> foda-se - fuck (like when you bang the hammer in your finger)
|> pica (With an Ccedilla, read as Pissa) - cock
|> piroca/caralho - cock
|> puta/cabra - bitch
|> vai para o caralho - piss off
|> vai-te foder - fuck you
|> veado [ve.a.do] n.m. - poofter (Brazil)
|>
|>
|> German
|> ------
|>
|>
|> das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
|> (Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
|> du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
|> fick dich - fuck you
|> fick mich - fuck me
|> himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
|> (Lit. heaven thunder weather)
|> ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
|> leck mich am arsh - lick my arse (ass if in america)
|> mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself (Lit. make it with yourself)
|> scheiBe [shyza] - shit
|> scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
|> willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
|>
|>
|> Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
|> -------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
|>
|> gan - fuck
|> due kau neh - fuck you
|> due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
|> due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan - fuck your mother ... ??
|> sigh - shit
|> tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
|> tsao - fuck
|> tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
|>
|>
|> Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
|> -------------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
|>
|> chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
|> gan [gone] - fuck
|> gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
|> gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
|> gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
|> gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
|> gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
|> lea zi gan yen - ??
|> ni hao ma? - how are you?
|> ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
|> ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
|> ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
|> po gai - go fall in the streets
|> si lang kow - dead man doggie
|> ta ma de - fuck your mother
|> wa tsao - (I) fuck
|>
|>
|> Indonesian
|> ----------
|> * Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like
|> * Spanish pronounce their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English,
|> * not like (I) am in English
|>
|> bangsat - bastard
|> bule - caucasian
|> cina - Chinese
|> gila - crazy
|> gua - I am
|> isep kontol - blow job
|> isep kontol gua - suck my dick
|> kontol - penis
|> lu - you
|> memek - vagina
|> monyet - monkey
|> ngentot - fuck
|> ngentot lu - fuck you
|> ngewe - fucking
|> pantat - ass
|> pantat besar - big ass
|> peler - penis
|> pentil - nipple
|> toket - women's breast
|> toket besar - big breast
|>
|>
|> Malaysia
|> --------
|>
|> anak haram - bastard
|> botoh - ass
|> cibai - pussy (?)
|> pantat - ass (Chinese origin)
|> puki - pussy
|> puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")
|> saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
|>
|>
|> Japanese (apparently the Japanese don't swear much)
|> ----------------------------------------------------
|> * obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
|>
|> chichi - penis
|> chikusho - shit/damn
|> kuso - damn/shit
|>
|>
|> Vietnamese
|> ----------
|>
|> goo - dick
|> geeum - pussy
|> dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
|> lo-de - asshole
|>
|>
|> Haitian Creole
|> --------------
|>
|> dan bounda ou - up your ass
|> kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
|> L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
|>
|>
|> Bengali
|> -------
|>
|> baing chood - sister fucker
|> chood - fuck/fucker
|> choodmarani - mother fucker
|> haramjada - bastard
|> dhon - dick
|> gud - pussy
|> khanki/maggi - whore
|> laewra aga - dickhead
|> tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
|>
|>
|> Jamaican
|> --------
|>
|> bumboclot - you are full of shit
|> teras - your ass
|>
|>
|> Bavarian
|> --------
|> * pronunciation rules:
|> * stressed syllable is preceded by ^
|> * "U" pronounced as in "but"
|> * word pronounced as literal translation meaning
|> * Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing
|>
|> Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
|> Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
|> Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
|> Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
|> Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
|> Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
|>
|>
|> Hokkien
|> -------
|>
|> beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
|>
|>
|> Gaelic
|> ------
|>
|> pogue mahone - kiss my ass
|>
|>
|> Finnish
|> -------
|> * 'ae' is a letter called "'a' with two dots" pronounced 'a' as in 'cat'
|> * 'oe' is a letter called "'o' with two dots" pronounced similar to the
|> * very beginning of a word 'early'
|> * Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
|>
|> vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
|> perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
|> helvetti - hell *
|> (Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear word
|> in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
|> uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
|> "voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
|> and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
|>
|> vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
|> kusipaeae - pisshead
|> paskiainen - bastard
|> idiootti - idiot, moron
|> noertti - nerd, geek
|> paska - shit
|>
|>
|> Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting sentences.
|> You can do combinations or write multiple words after each other. For example,
|> "Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
|> quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
|> 'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
|> paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
|> the prettier. :-)
|>
|> Note that in these two last examples there were
|> words 'helvetin', 'saatanan' and 'vitun'. They are
|> derived from the basic forms above by applying the
|> Finnish genetive. Those three words could be
|> translated as hell's, satan's and cunt's, but in
|> English this seems rather meaningless.
|>
|>
|> Norweigen
|> ---------
|> * Phonetics:
|> * letter 'a' is normally pronounced like the english phoneme 'ah'
|> * letter 'e' is 'eh'
|> * ':' is used to show long vowels like 'ah:'
|> * "'" is placed after the syllable which should have the emphasis
|>
|> drittsek - shitbag
|>
|> /* Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer */
|> fillern [feel'ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
|> faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
|> Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
|> Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of 'fuck' in the US, suitably
|> as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
|>
|> No: Helvete [Heh:l'veh the]
|> En: Hell
|> Strong, but not uncommon. Used as 'Faen'.
|>
|>
|> /* Comments about people */
|> No: Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck]
|> En: Shitbag
|> Fairly mild.
|>
|> No: Rasstapp [rahss tahpp]
|> En: Ass tap (or ass 'faucet', I guess)
|>
|> No: Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The 'o' should have a slash across it)
|> En: Asshole
|>
|>
|> /* Stronger personal comments, use at own risk. */
|> /* Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-) */
|> No: Fitte [Feett'eh]
|> En: Cunt
|>
|> No: Pikk [Peeck']
|> En: Dick
|>
|> No: Kukk [coock']
|> En: Cock
|> The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner.
|>
|> Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
|> different situations. 'Up north' the people are much better at creating
|> really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo's
|> West End would consider anything worse than a meek 'fillern' as incredibly
|> vulgar :-)
|>
|>
|>
|> Tamil
|> -----
|>
|> wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
|>
|>
|> Estonian
|> --------
|> * Encoding estonian special letters:
|> * u" -- german u-umlaut
|> * o" -- german o-umlaut
|> * a" -- a-umlaut (as in english word "and")
|> * o~ -- o-tilde (vocal between o and o-umlaut)
|>
|> ka"i kuradile! - go ahead (Lit. go to devil)
|> kuradi munn - " " " (Lit. devil's penis)
|> kuradi puts - very strong swearing (no transl.) (Lit. devil's cunt)
|> kurat vo~tku [..ttkuh] - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
|> kurat, saatan [..tt..] - devil
|> kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
|> mine persse! - go ahead (Lit. go into ass)
|> mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
|> munn [..n'n]/tu"ra - penis
|> nussima [..s's..]/nikkuma (v) - to fuck
|> piss/kusi - piss
|> raisk (adj) - rotted
|> sitt - shit
|> sittuma (v) - to shit
|> vitt/puts [put's] - cunt
|>
|>
|> Arabic
|> ------
|> nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
|>
|>
|> Hindi
|> -----
|> chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
|> gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
|> mah-der chod - mother fucker
|> tatti [tatai] - shit
|>
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>
|> Books
|> -----
|> _The International Dictionary of Obscenity_
|> -- vulgar comments in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Russian
|>
|>
|> Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
|> together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
|>
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>
Here is a "Greek" list :
Well , you see , the word "malaka" is not Italian , but Greek !
malaka : wanker
gamisou : fuck off
to mounee tis manas sou : fuck your mother's pussy
mounee : pussy
poutsos : dick
poustis : homosexual (rude)
archeedia : bollocks
Ti> Thanks to those who have contributed and continue to do so. Everyone
Ti> is anonymous unless explicitely asking to be included.
If You decide to include my contributions, I would like my name to be
included. Just so that my friends could see it :-)
Ti> * Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
If an Englishman or American uses any one of these insults, I would
say about 0 out of 10 Finns would understand him. So if you ever
should
be confronted with a situation where you need/want to insult a Finn,
I suggest you just say "Fuck you!" or something, they'll understand
:-)
Still, this list can be very useful sometimes. I think.
Ti> vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
Ti> perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
Ti> helvetti - hell *
Ti> (Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear
Ti> word in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
Ti> uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
Ti> "voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
Ti> and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
Propably the most commonly used phrase is 'Paskat' which is another
way of saying 'Oh shit!' Also as a reply to somebody. (Like
'Bullshit!')
Nowadays the phrase 'Vitut' is also used just like 'Paskat' although
it is a heavier word. 'Paskat' is almost something you can say to your
grandmother, whereas 'Vitut' is used mostly among people of the same
age.
Ti> vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
Ti> kusipaeae - pisshead
Ti> paskiainen - bastard
Ti> idiootti - idiot, moron
Ti> noertti - nerd, geek
Ti> paska - shit
Ti> Those words above are the main 'building blocks' of insulting
Ti> sentences. You can do combinations or write multiple words after each
Ti> other. For example, "Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
Ti> quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
Ti> 'stacked' swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
Ti> paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
Ti> the prettier. :-)
'Idiootti paskiainen' is something you would propably never hear from
the mouth of a Finn. 'Idiootti' is a "civilized" word whereas 'kusi-
paeae' is not and words like this are usually not mixed. Exeptions
do exist, of course, like 'Vitun idiootti!'.
'Helvetti', 'Saatana' and 'Perkele' are biblical words and if mixed
with words like 'vittu' or 'mulkku' it's usually just one of them.
(For example 'Saatanan mulkku'.) Saatana is the most commonly used one
of these three words in "combined" swears but alone all three words
are
commonly used. If you talk about politics, the weather, sports,
business or school with a Finn he will propably use all these words.
Anyway, here are some additions to the list: (I've use (ae) and (oe)
to mark A with two dots and O with two dots and (oo) to mark a swedish
O [which is an a with a circle above it].)
Painu vittuun! - Go to Hell! (Lit. Go to a cunt.)
Painu helvettiin! - Go to Hell!
paskap(ae)(ae) - shithead
vittunaama - (Lit. cuntface)
mulkku - dick (Mostly used in 'Vitun mulkku' or 'Vitun mulkkupaeae')
mulkkup(ae)(ae) - dickhead
jorma - dick ('Ime jormaani' - 'Suck my dick', not widely used.)
Jorma - a Finnish man's name
runkata - to masturbate --->
runkku/runkkari - someone who masturbates ('Vitun runkkari')
hintti/hinttari - faggot ('Vitun hintti')
sivari - conscientious objector (Those who have chosen civil
alternative service instead of the
army. 'Sivari' and 'Hinttari' are
almost the same. Mostly used about
someone with long hair, and always
a male.)
dorka - dork (Not widely used. Mild)
homo - homosexual ('Vitun homo')
hurri - a Swede (The word 'hurri' is only used as an insult. If some-
one is called B(oe)rje, Svante or H(oo)kan, he can be
sure he will be called a 'hurri'. A little bit milder
than 'hintti' or 'sivari', because it doesn't imply
the insulted party is gay. Not in a straightforward
manner at least. Of course, all Swedish men are
homosexuals.)
(ae)lyk(ae)(ae)pi(oe) - mental midget
t(oe)rpp(oe) - twit
huora - whore (Used like 'bitch' in English.)
"(Ae)itis oli kusella kun sut sai!"
(Standard Finnish: "(Ae)itisi oli kusella kun sinut sai!")
- Your mother was taking a pee when she had you!
"Voiks(ae) lainata mulle naamaas ku mun perse on pesussa?"
(Standard Finnish: "Voisitko lainata minulle naamaasi kun perseeni on
pesussa?")
- Could you lend me your face while my ass is in the laundry?
Late
Post scriptum: Sorry about the messyness and bad English. But if You
had to write in Finnish, you'd propably make a lot of
mistakes, too :-)
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