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The "Space Syrup" which cures everything (from Weekly World News)
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HEALER LAVINIA RITKISS HAS A MIRACLE
(Los Angeles Healer claims formula can cure anything)
The Los Angeles health guru says her amazing "space syrup" was a gift from the
aliens to all of mankind and that anyone can prepare it from common
ingredients.
"This syrup is truly amazing," said Mrs. Ritkiss, who used the miracle
medicine to cure her arthritis. "It costs just pennies to make, yet after a
few weeks of taking it, your whole physical and mental condition changes for
the better. It contains many ingredients that humans use to improve health,
but the formula which the aliens' advanced science has produced, combines
these ingredients in a new and different way and it has a remarkable impact on
the body.
"The aliens told me that it affects the electrical energy of the body,
reversing negative impulses that bring about disease and unhealthy emotions.
I take a teaspoon every day, and I know that it has worked wonders for Me
Now the aliens want me to spread the word so that the maximum number of humans
will learn about it and use it."
Mrs. Ritkiss, who runs a healing center that offers natural products and New
Age cures, says she encountered the aliens last fall while she was working in
her office behind the store. They appeared out of thin air, she says, and
they used their huge glowing eyes to immobilize her.
"They just appeared in the corner of my office, and they seemed very loving
and concerned," Mrs. Ritkiss recalled. "They told me they had great affection
and respect for humans and wanted to help us with this gift. I couldn't move
or speak, but I wasn't afraid. I felt like I was dreaming_and when I woke up,
the space men were gone and the recipe was setting on the desk in front of
me."
Mrs. Ritkiss says she mixed up a batch of the syrup the next day_and because
it contained nothing she felt would harm her_she took a teaspoon every day for
a month to see what would happen.
"I couldn't believe what it did for me," she says. "My arthritis is gone, my
skin glows_even my teeth and hair are different. I feel like a teenager
again. Since then I have shared the recipe with hundreds of people, and it
has cured everything_acne, heart disease, depression and even cancer. The
syrup is so wonderful, and I know I have to tell everybody about it. It's a
miracle gift_a token of love from outer space."
"Mrs. Ritkiss says she plans to distribute a pamphlet on the space syrup
recipe sometime later this year. In the meantime, however, she is providing
Weekly World News readers with the formula so they can start enjoying good
health right away.
Space Syrup
2 teaspoons diced fresh garlic
3 tablespoons olive oil
5 tablespoons pure clover honey
1 tablespoon vinegar
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/4 teaspoon asafetida (optional)
1/4 cup strong green tea, freshly brewed
Saut‚ garlic in olive oil for one minute, then add other ingredients. Simmer
and cook over low heat for five minutes. Let cool. Strain into a glass jar.
Cover and refrigerate. (Makes enough for one week.)
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