Wife (to Husband):     How many eyes does a rooster have?

 Husband:   Two.

 Wife:      How many legs does a rooster have?

 Husband:   Two.

 Wife:      How many beaks do roosters have?

 Husband:   One.

 Wife:      How many ribs does a cat have?

 Husband:   How the hell should I know?

 Wife (to Sister):      Ain't that just like a man? Knows
            everything about cocks, but don't know shit
            about pussy!