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O.T.O. Governmental structure chart (humorous)


                Dated (0)An.LXXXII Sol in Pisces - Luna in Ares
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            O.T.O. GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE -  (ye handye diagramme)
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                   (Believe me, you DON'T want to know....)
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                 Secret Commanders in Chief - H.G.A.'s Union
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Neither Secret nor Subtle Chiefs - Secret Chiefs - Babalon - Secret Chieftesses
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UFO--Tabloids-Winos-Moonies-Anna Riva |                             A.A.
Nuts                                  |      (Subject to appeal)
                    ToMega Therion    |   Grand Inquisitor Commander
                                   \  |  /
                                    O.H.O.
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            Xth Degrees of various countries, planets, & realities
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Grand Programmer General              |
|                         Wm. Breeze -+- 93 Publishing
|                        /            |                   Initiates of the
|                MYSTIC FIRE VIDIO ---+                Sanctuary of the Gnosis
|        Mssrs. Warren & Burman Attys.|                             |
|                                     |                             |
|--------+--------+---------+---------|-----------------+-----------+----------
|        |        |         |         |                 |
|        |        |      Council      |            Chancellor
|        |        |     of IXth's     |                 |
|      Lola     David                 |   Chancellor's Cat -- CA Judicial Syst.
|        |     Scriven                |
|        |     (G.S.G.)         IXth Degrees
|        |                            |
|    Sexually                  (Secret IXth's)
|   Attractive                        |
|   Initiates!                        |
|                       VIIIth Degrees & Areopagus (A delicious seafood dish
Bill                                  |          usually served w/ garlic sauce)
Heidrick (G.T.G.)                     |
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(Anyone who'll           (CORPORATE LAW REGULATIONS)
listen to him)                ie. "The Abyss"
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                     +----------------|         |                   |         |
                     |                |    Parliment of Guilds      |         |
  Black Brotherhood -+-CA Highway Ptr.|                             |         |
               \      /               |                        Knights of     |
                \    /                |                       Bad Attitude    |
                 \ /                  |                     /                /
             QLIPHOTH                 |                    /         THE MASONS
                                      |                  /               |
                                      |       Drug Quality Control   A.M.O.R.C.
                                      |                |
                                      |        Psychic Rape Guild
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                                      |        Thelemic Rock Stars
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                            SUPREME GRAND COUNCIL
                               |      |  \   \    \ Aspirin Mfg.'s
+-------------------------+----+      |   \    \
|                         |           |    \     \-------------+
Mediocre Grand Council    |           |     \                  |
                          |           |      \ Valium Mfg.'s   |
           +--------------+           |                        |
           |                          |                 Supremer Grand Council
           |                          |                        |
   Council of People                  |                         \ Egomanic's
   who have resigned                  |                              Guild
  from other council's                |
   in fits of pique.                  |
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                               VIIth Degrees
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                                      |        Report to all divers
                                      |        sorts of authorities
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                           Prince of the Royal Secret
    +------------------------+        |          |
    |                                 |          |
Illegitimate Children                 |   Recognized Reincarnations
of the Royal Secret.                  |      of Aleister Crowley
    |                                 |                 \
Kenneth Grant etc.                    |                   \
    |                                 |                Ozzy Ozborne
    |                                 |                        \
Kiwanis's - Elk's - Moose Lodges      |                          \
    |                                 |                      Heavy Metal
    |                                 |
    |                                 |
    |            Grand Inquisitor Commander (VI + I/II degrees)
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Lucifer                               |         |
 \                                    |         \
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  +--------Kenneth Anger              |             Lodge Masters who
  \             |                     |              are troublesome
   |        Jimmy Page                |                  \
   |               \                  |                    \
   |                 \                |                  Initiates who
   |            Boleskine             |                  have potential
   |                                  |                         \
Rock Music                            |                           Copy shops
    |                           VIth Degrees
 Sex, Drugs,                          |
Devil Worship,                     Senate       Phyllis - College of Thelema
Pagans, Heathens,                     |        /                  |
Godless communists,           Electoral College              Rusty Sporor
COG, NROOGD, backwards                | \  | |                      \
messages on records, &                |  | | |                       Knights of
the general moral decay               |  | | |                        Baphomet
|  of the nation.                     |  | |  \ Lodge Masters who        \
|        |                            |  | |      are docile         Absolutely
|  Robert E. Newman                   |  |  \                          Nothing
|        |                            |  | Camps, Tribes,                 |
|   N.A.M.B.L.A.                      |  |   Oasis's.                  San Jose
|                                     |  |
 \                                    |  \--Elected Revolutionaries
 Shawn Carlson                        |   \              \
    \                                 |    \               \
  (How the Devil got                  |     \     Rumor Dissemenation Guild
  more than he ought etc.)            |      \________/    / \        |
       \                              |      |           /    \ The Gullible
        Professional                  |      |       Drug       \     |
          Sceptics                    |      |   Connections      The Bored
                                      |      |    /                \  |
                                      | Supreme Council          The Excitable
                                      | (when they get bored)
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                                Vth Degrees
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                         Knight's of the East & West
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                            Princes of Jerusalem
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                               IVth Degrees
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                                      |    \ Council of Nerds
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                              IIIrd Degrees
                             /        |
        Planetary Spirits  /          |
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                               IInd Degrees
                                      |   \
                                      |     \ Elementals
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                                      |     White Lighters
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                                Ist Degrees
                                /     |
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       Accident Insurance   /         |
        Emergency Rooms    /          |
      Mechanics, plumbers             |
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                                0th Degrees (Everything, only they
                                      |        don't realize it.)
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                        Everybody else in the Universe
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       Really stupid Minervals, Anton LaVey, Psychic Youth, Scientologists
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                               XIth Degrees
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              (Inscrutable Kingdom unto itself, possibly contagious)

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