AOH :: MAMAJOKE.TXT|
Good Jokes about yo mama
Your mama's so stank, she sweats BLACK FLAG.
Your mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: L.A., Chicago, New York,
Your mama's so fat, after fucking her, I can roll over twice and I'm STILL on
top of her.
You mama's so fat, she gottz stretch marks on her clothes.
Your mama's so toothless it takes her an hour to eat minute rice.
Your mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling Volkswagens.
Your mama's so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Your momma's so fat, she got a job at magic mountain pushing the Buccaneer.
Your mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Your mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your mama's so fat, you can put your ear up to her butt and hear the ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, Tad Danson wouldn't date her.
Your mama's so fat that before god said "let there be light" he said "Move
your fat ass out of the way"
Your mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would
help his unemployment.
Your mama's glasses are so thick, she looks at a map and can see people
Your mama's nose is so big, you can go bowling with her boogers.
Your mama's so bald she dries her hair like like this: (breathe on your hand
and run it over the tom of your head)
Your mama so stupid when she saw a wet floor sign she pissed on it...
Your Mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out
with an application
Your mama is so hairy she looks like a CHIA PET with a sweater on
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