The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Ever Say

10. Couldn't our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.

09. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up. It's easier to douche that way.

08. I think hairy butts are sexy.

07. Hey! Getta whiff of that one.

06. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in hte armpits are just
too cute.

05. This diamond is way too big.

04. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

03. Wow P.J.!! It really is 14"!

02. Does this make my butt look too small?

01. I'm Wrong! You must be right!

                                                    Redhawk