The Last 10 Things a Man Would Ever Say

10. That Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

09. While I'm up can I get you a beer?

08. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!

07. Her tits are just too big!

06. Sometimes I just want to be held.

05. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.

04. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

03. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.

02. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

01. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.

                                                    Redhawk