AOH :: JACKSHIT.TXT|
Now you know Jack Schitt!
To: All Users
From: The Sysop
RE: Jack Schitt
It has come to our attention that many users, when questioned on various
areas of bbs operation, have responded 'I don't know Jack Schitt'! This
post will remedy that situation.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who's
married to Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married
Noe Schitt. They produced seven children. Their first son, Big Schitt was
followed by twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, then by three daughters:
Im Schitt , Fulla Schitt , And Giva Schitt, and finally another son, Bull
Schitt. Big Schitt manages a public relations establishment called the
Schitt House which is visited often by our computer users.
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Deep Schitt and Dumb
Schitt now publish a newsletter named the Schitt List that recognize our
users for their various actions on the bbs's. Users are urged to check the
Schitt List often, as it is updated daily and may contain their name.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Dip
Schitt operates a warez bbs called Good Schitt. Breaking tradition, IM
Schitt married Save Faced. Im Schitt-Faced is now the director of the local
drug and alcohol rehab program. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the
Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are named Dawg Schitt , Bird
Schitt , and Horse Schitt. The Shitt-Happens own a consulting firm used
exclusively by this bbs. When problems happen, Shitt-Happens is an
Bull Schitt just married a real spicy number, Pisa Shitt, and they are
proudly awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. Bull Shitt is consulted by
this bbs on financial matters and has input on how to run a bbs for profit.
....And now you know Jack Schitt.
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