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THIS IS A FLAME
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 Dear (Check all that apply)

[ ] asshole     [ ] jerk        [ ] ignorant snot       [ ] prick
[ ] nerd        [ ] Elvis       [ ] Slut                [ ] idiot
[ ] retard      [ ] sycophant   [ ] Rusty Ferguson      [ ] Steve Winter
[ ] Hillary     [ ] Slick Willy [ ] Oozing Wart         [ ] Bimbo
[ ] moron       [ ] sheepfucker [ ] Fundie              [ ] Twit
[ ] child       [ ] goobergobbler

 You are being flamed because (Check all that apply)

        [ ] you posted an unnecessary message trying to explain yourself
        [ ] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread
        [ ] you are boring, useless, and stupid
        [ ] you are a moron
        [ ] you quoted the sig, tag, tear and/or origin line(s)
        [ ] you whined because you were flamed
        [ ] you whined because somebody told you the truth
        [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that's been debunked
            six times before.
        [ ] you posted an off-topic message
        [ ] you are acting like a jerk
        [ ] you reposted a useless message yet AGAIN
        [ ] you are too stupid to learn how to quote (correctly)
        [ ] you have adopted the Pee-Wee Herman flame rebuttal approach
        [ ] you don't know your name so you use an alias

 To recant, you must

        [ ] actually post a message that makes sense
        [ ] make an honest attempt to go to school and pay attention in
            English Comp 101
        [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
        [ ] hang yourself by the penis for 72 hours (dental floss may be used)
        [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Bosnia
        [ ] march naked thru the projects with a sign which reads
            "I HATE NIGS"
        [ ] give your Police Chief a donation of three hemp plants
            to decorate his office
        [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes
            be renamed to personoffspringopenings
        [ ] have sex with Roseanne Barr, twice
        [ ] move in with Feel Arnold
        [ ] try to learn something

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please desist from
the offending behaviour that led to this flame.

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