DEAD BABY JOKES

     (1)  What does it take to make a dead baby float?
               One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
     (2)  How did the dead baby cross the road?
               It was stapled to the chicken.
     (3)  What's the difference between unloading a truckload of
          dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
               You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
     (4)  Why do they boil water when a baby's being born?
               So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.
     (5)  How do you fit a thousand dead babies in a phone booth?
               La Machine!
     (6)  How do you get them out?
               With a straw.
     (7)  What's red and squirms in the corner?
               A baby playing with a razor blade.
     (8)  What's blue and squirms in the corner?
               Baby in a garbage bag.
     (9)  What's green and sits in the corner?
               Same baby two weeks later.
     (10) What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
               A baby on a meat hook.
     (11) Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
               So you can watch its expression.
     (12) What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
               A dead puppy.
     (13) What's red and goes around and around?
               A baby in a garbage disposal.
     (14) What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass?
               A baby in the microwave.
     (15) How do you make a dead baby float?
               Take  your  foot  off its  head  and  let  it  rise  to  the
               surface.
     (16) What's  more fun  than shoveling  dead babies  off the  sidewalk?
               Using a snowblower.
     (17) What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a trash can?
               Finding one dead baby in ten trash cans.
     (18) What's black, charred, and squirms in the corner?
               A baby chewing on an extension cord.
     (19) What's red and silver and walks into walls?
               A baby with forks in its eyes.
     (20) What's small, screams, and can't turn corners?
               A baby with a spear through it.
     (21) What's red and has a million holes in it?
               A baby on a bed of nails.