I'M GOING TO BE A BUILDER WHEN I GROW UP
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Did you here about little Jimmy? He is four years old. He was

bugging his mother, so she said, "Jimmy why don't you go watch

the builders work across the street?" Jimmy was gone for about

two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had

learned. Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the God damn door 

up, the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the

cock sucker back down. Then you have to take a cunt hair off of

each side and put the mother fucker back up." Jimmy's mother

said, " O. K., Jimmy, You just wait until your father gets home."

When Jimmy's father returned his mother told him to ask Jimmy

what he had learned across the street. Jimmy's father asked and

Jimmy told him the whole story. Jimmy's said, "That's it Jimmy,

you march out into the back yard and get me a switch." Jimmy

replied, "Fuck you, that's the electricians job."

          This is another transcript of something I got
        at work. I work for a deranged company, don't I.
                             VORTEX