AOH :: BUILDER.TXT|
I wanna be a builder when I grow up
I'M GOING TO BE A BUILDER WHEN I GROW UP
Did you here about little Jimmy? He is four years old. He was
bugging his mother, so she said, "Jimmy why don't you go watch
the builders work across the street?" Jimmy was gone for about
two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had
learned. Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the God damn door
up, the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the
cock sucker back down. Then you have to take a cunt hair off of
each side and put the mother fucker back up." Jimmy's mother
said, " O. K., Jimmy, You just wait until your father gets home."
When Jimmy's father returned his mother told him to ask Jimmy
what he had learned across the street. Jimmy's father asked and
Jimmy told him the whole story. Jimmy's said, "That's it Jimmy,
you march out into the back yard and get me a switch." Jimmy
replied, "Fuck you, that's the electricians job."
This is another transcript of something I got
at work. I work for a deranged company, don't I.
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