The Ballad of Chasey Lain
by The Bloodhound Gang, 2000

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time (had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back

How could I ever eat
Your ass when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time (had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last

As your biggest fan
I must demand 
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time (had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

p.s. 
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

p.s. 
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would you fuck me for blow?