AOH :: WOMEN.TXT|
"Because We Are Men..."
BECAUSE WE ARE MEN.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you are a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
If you stay at home and do the housework you are a PANSIE.
If you work to hard there is NEVER ANY TIME FOR HER AND THE KIDS.
If you don't work hard enough, you are a GOOD FOR NOTHING LAYABOUT.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay that is EXPLOITATION.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should GET OFF
YOUR BUTT AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER.
If a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman, that is FAVOURITISM.
If a woman gets a promotion ahead of a man, that is EQUAL OPPORTUNITY.
If we mention how nice she looks, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
If we keep quiet, that is TYPICAL MALE INDIFFERANCE.
If we cry, were SHEILIAS.
If we don't, were INSENSITIVE BASTARDS.
If a man thumps a women, that is WIFE BASHING.
If they thump us, that is SELF DEFENCE.
If we make a decision without her, were a CHAUVINIST.
If she makes a decision without us, she is a LIBERATED WOMAN.
If we ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that is DOMINATION.
If she asks us, its a FAVOUR.
If we appreciate the female in frilly underwear, were SEXUAL PERVERTS.
If we don't notice, were POOFTERS.
If we like a woman to keep in shape were, SEXISTS.
If we don't care, then were UNROMANTIC.
If we try to keep ourselves in shape, that is VANITY.
If we don't, were SLOBS.
If we buy her flowers, we are AFTER SOMETHING.
If we don't, were FORGETFUL.
If we are proud of our achievments, were UP OURSELVES.
If we aren't, were NOT AMBITIOUS.
If we ask for a cuddle, we NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING BUT SEX.
If were totally wrecked after a bad day at work, we NEVER GIVE A STUFF
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES NEEDS.
If she has a headache, it means SHE IS TIRED.
If we have a headache, it means WE DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE.
If we want it too often, were OVER SEXED.
If we don't, THERE MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE.
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