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From: mgoodwin@nmsu.edu (Michael E Goodwin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A joke
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Date: 24 Apr 92 18:08:58 GMT
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	The scene is as follows:
A little boy is playing with his train set out in the living room. 
He lets the train go around the track 10 times, stops the train then says.
"All you bastards that wanna get on, get on. All you bastards that
wanna to get off, get off!"
	He then lets the train go around the track 10 more times and
again says.
"All you bastards that wanna get on, get on. All you bastards that
wanna get off, get off!"
	Well upon hearing this, his mother comes storming out of the
kitchen and tells him to go stand in the corner for talking so dirty.
	An hour later, his mother comes back out of the kitchen and
tells him that he can play with his train again.
	He lets the train go around the track 10 times, stops it and says:

"All you bastards that wanna get on, get on. All you bastards that
wanna get off, get off. Any complaints about the delay? Go talk to the
bitch in the kitchen!"

Enjoy.
;-)

Mike