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Sam Clam's Disco
Seems there were these two clams, Sam and Fred. These guys were the closest of
friends, tighter than Tonto and the Lone Ranger (who knows, they were Bi (valves
that is)). Anyway, one day Sam up and dies. Fred is heartbroken.
Not long after, with little left to live for, Fred dies as well. He goes into
the great darkness, follows the bright light to the end of the tunnel, and
Heaven is a beautiful place, quiet, peaceful, serene.
But somehow, Fred cannot find Sam anywhere. He goes to talk to Saint Peter and
finds out that Sam has for some reason or other been sent to Hell!!!
Fred sadly goes back to his business in heaven, laying around, basking in glory,
But eventually, he cannot stand it any longer and asks if there is some way that
he could talk to Sam one last time. Saint Peter hems and haws and finally
decides that, because of Fred's exceptionally dedicated friendship, he can allow
a one hour pass.
St. Peter's last words to Fred as he is leaving are
"Just make absolutely certain that you don't leave your harp or your halo
Fred winds his way down the path to Hell and manages to find Sam with little
trouble. Sam is, in fact, running the most popular disco in Hell!!
Fred finds Sam behind the bar and the two old friends reminisce and say goodbye.
Suddenly, Fred realizes that his hour is nearly up and goes racing back to
Heaven. When he gets to the gate Saint Peter says:
"Well, Fred, I see your halo, but where's your harp??"
Fred thinks for a moment and looks up, horrified.
"Oh My God!!! I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco!!!!!!!
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