AOH :: RELIGION.TXT|
A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:
Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Seventh Day No Shit on Saturdays.
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism This shit is good for me.
Protestantism Let the shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism Shit happens because you are BAD.
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Atheism No shit.
Existentialism What is this shit, anyway?
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
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