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From: pac@cerc.wvu.wvnet.edu (Michael Packer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Large list of License Plates
Message-ID: <3178@babcock.cerc.wvu.wvnet.edu>
Date: 30 Apr 92 15:25:22 GMT
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Here is a list of all the different licences plates i have seen in 
rec.humor and other groups..if you have any on the list please send
them to me and I'll add them to the list...


Compilation of license plates
=========================================================
1 FK M		an Escort with the number plate
10SNE1          tennis, anyone?
124C41  	One to foresee for one
14U2C           One for you to see ("Sky-Hi" Toyota 4wd)
1GOTO1          Silicon Valley License plate
2C CME		optometrists car
2CCME           to see, see me - an eye doctor
2DBCH           To the Beach!
2ED4ED          Certainly Ed owns the car
2FCKNFST	on a Porsche 928(Just add the vowels)
2GOOD4U         on a cheap oldsmobile
2HSPRN          2 required at bed time?
2NIN            Tune In
2OPER8          A doctor 2 be
2PCME           to pee see me - a urologist's car
2QIK4U          RX-7
3M TA3   	seen in the rear view mirror it says , 'EAT ME'
3NON            Read this upside-down
4GETIT          on a black TA driven by a married lady!!!
4MENU           For Me and You
4MYFOX		driven by a great blond
4SURE           fer shure
4U21DER
4U2NV           for you to envy
55N-UP          55mph and up
6 KIDS          on a Chevy Suburban in UTAH
6ULDV8  	say it fast
6x4x2x6         Amway Plan for Diamond
967 GIRL	beautiful blonde driving
9FOFO           9 four four, on a Porsche 944
A 4X4X8         on a Honda
A-SLAAB         on a Saab
ALICE           on a white Rabbit
ASLAAB          on a Saab
AU YLOKS        (Goldilocks)
BAA BAA         Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
BCNU2           Be seeing you too
BEACHN          Beaching!
BEERRUN         on a peice of shit car
BEG 4 1T
BESIDES         Sideline beekeeper
BEYOND          On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon
BIG BUX         on a Ferrari 308
BIOTECH
BIRDIE          Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
BKEEPR          Bee keeper
BUMBL B		yellow CRX
BVR ETR		plate from a corvette
BY YALL         on a Porsche 911
BYE-BYE         on a Porsche 911 Turbo
BYMYHNY         Buy my honey, a beekeeper
C YALL
CAR BUF         on a car owned by Bill Buff
CHEF-2
CLICHE          on a BMW!
CME4DK          See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CRAY Z          Crazy
CUCKOO
CULATR          See you Later,
DAD IOU         on a Trans Am
DICDOC		a urologist whose plate
DNTSMKE         Don't smoke
DRMWVR       	Dream Weaver
DUTY            for an Audi, 'Audi Duty'
DV-DT           on a Honda Civic Si
DVINE 69	on a 69 Chevy
E FUDD          A bugs bunny fan
EYES            another eye doctor
F DA W
FAAQUE		On a 911 on 101
FAR Q		seen recently in Sydney, Australia
FIT2SKI         Fit to ski
FKSLK12		girl in California who drove a Rabbit(f_cks like one too)
FLEWBYU         flew by you (this was on a Corvette)
FORDBBQ         on a ford pinto
FRAUD           on a Porsche 911 "Carerra"
FRECKOS
FUNHOG          seen in Montana
GO4IT           Go for it!
GONAD
GONSNO          on an 85 Jeep CJ-7
GOSLOW          driven by an older woman
GR8 CAR
GR8LAKE         Great Lake(s)
GR8SPCL         Great Specials
GSNDHT          Gesundheit, on an Isuzu
GUT-SEE         on a Porsche 911 Turbo
HANSUM
HELP ME
HIHO AG         hi ho silver!
HIOFFICR	one in Pittsburgh
HITECH          High Technology
HOP HOP		back of a VW rabbit
HOT456X
HY ESTEM	Seen in (where else?) California on a white Mercedes Benz
I 4CAST     	I forecast
I M8TY		Aye Matey! (Pirate talk)
I SK8           I skate/ice skate
I12BNZC         I want to be in the Sea, a diver
I8NY            stolen from a Gary larson Cartoon
IAM XTC		This guy is really stuck on himself!
IAML8           I am late on a white rabbit
IAMYY4U         I am too wise for you
IB2BAD          I Be too bad
IB6UB9		I be six you be nine
IBCNU           I'll be seeing ya!
ICU812          I see you ate one too!
ICUPKN   	I see you peekin
IIDESYO		On a Japanese vehicle (Japanese translation: "its good!!!!!!)
IM CRAZY
IM LATE		white VW rabbit
IM NOT GQ
IMA10           I'm a 10!
IMATEN          I'm a 10!
IMB4U           I'm before you!
IMEZRU          I'm easy are you
IMRCHRU		I'm rich. Are you?
IMRICH
IMZ14U		I'm the one for you.
INYORI          In Your Eye...
IOAA            (I owe AA)
IONO1           I owe no one
IOPER8          On a doctor's car
IOU MOM 	16 yearold blonde's red vette
ISNTHIS         isn't his - on a woman's BMW
ITLLDO
IX XIV          on a Porsche 914
IXIVIV          on a Porsche 944
IXLR8   	(seen on a corvette in Michigan)
JOIN VFW
JUZ A TOY
KPOOM           on a small car
KRIS10  	Kristen
L0ST
LADY N RD
LAWNMOWR	on a mazda pickup
LE PLATES	on an old Renault Le Car
LEMON           on a late model Mustang convertible
LKS GAS		Leaks gas
LUBRIC8
LUV DAD         on a convertible 86 Z-28
MADHKR
MAGIC           on a Corvette
MAK OFFR	license plate on a BMW
MENSCAR         driven by a woman (MENS are her initials)
MEQUIT		quit following me
MINE            on a Lincoln Town car
MINES   	in LA (slang)
MIS N LIM
MJ WEED		mellow yellow LTD in Phoenix
MONEY           speaks for itself
MR SAFE
MY CAR          at least now we know who owns that car...
MY DEBT         on a New York car
MYOBP           Mind your own business please
MYREVNG         My Revenge (Divorcee)
MYZRATI         Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose
N2 WTHR     	into weather
NE14A 69  	read slowly.
NFNTRY
NICE EH         on a REALLY beat up car
NNOID  		annoyed, too annoyed, paranoid
NO KISS
NO LEMON
NOBODY          on a Rolls Royce
NOBRKS          no brakes!
NONE            Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
NOPLATE         Funny when on paper
NOT FAT         on a RX7 (woman owned)
NOT HOT         on a Porsche 924
NRVOUS          on a red porsche 911  (he was driving cautiously)
NTOTO2          And toto too
OBJET           on a Dodge Dart
OHGOOD          You say this when you are buried in traffic
OK DIE          on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OMEGA1          on a Jaguar Xj6
PAWSH           on a Porsche
POOL Q
POORSCH         on an RX-7 Turbo
PRA4SNO		Pray for snow
PUB1C
RACN            Racing
RARE            on a 55 Chevy
REBOS           (sober, backwards)
REDDVL          on a 911 turbo
RU4REAL         Are you for real?
RUAG8D8         Are you a great date?
RUBZ            Are you busy?
RUBZ2NT         Are you busy tonite?
RUMRS2          Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2)
RUNVUS          Are you envious?
RUREDDY
SAAAAAB         I don't need to explain this one
SAABN   	on a Saab
SO6CY
SPEED-E 	Mrs. Speedy's Jaguar-E (yes, that's her real name)
SPOILLD
STOP            Get the message?
STORK1          on an Obstetrician's Mercedes
SWTPEA          on a green Porsche 911
THANXDAD        well, what can I say?
TI 3VOM		Imagine seeing this one in your rear vision mirror
TIN CAN         on a Toyota
TMNMNY          time and money
TOFLY           on a late model Olds 442
TUNED IN
TWEETY          on a yello 57 Thunderbird
U LOSE          on a Mustang GT
U WHO		Yoohoo (for POOCs-slang-polite way to get someone's attention)
UCLAFOX         on a Woman's 280ZX
UNIXINU         Unix, forwards and backwards
UNV ME          You envy me
UR2LOW          on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit
UWANT12         You want one too?
VAN GO          for a vanpool
VANITY          plain and simple
VMS FOREVER	Warner Losh's plate
W8LFTR          Weightlifter
WARLOCK
WAS HIS		A newly waxed red corvette with a petty blond behind the wheel
WAS HIS         After a divorce, on a jaguar
WATAJOY
WHOCARZ         Who Cares?
WHOOSH          on a porsche
WHORU           Who are you?
XQUISIT 	exquisite
XXCITED
XXXXXX          on a Mercedes
XYZZY           Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word
YA BABY
YOT YM          My toy, backwards
YRU FAT 	This is Richard Simmons plate
ZAP IBM		seen on the DC beltway
ZPDUDA          Zippity doo dah....




some that are supposedly not allowed:

10-27     (Phx Police - Driver's license info)
10-28     (Phx Police - check full registration)
10-44     (Phx Police - does not conform with rules/regs)
10-49     (Phx Police - Confidential info)
10-54     (Phx Police - Have car stopped/may be dangerous)
10-74     (Phx Police - Minor Vehicle repair)
10-76     (Phx Police - Notify owner of vehicle recovery)

AL PLATE  (Postal abbreviation for Alabama)
...
WY PLATE  (Postal abbreviation for Wyoming)

ALTERED
BLANK
CANT SAY
CANT SEE
CODE 487P (Phx Police - police car stolen)
CODE 487V (Phx Police - stolen vehicle)
CODE 510  (Phx Police - speeding or racing)
CODE 586  (Phx Police - illegal parking)
CODE 917  (Phx Police - abondoned vehicle)
CODE 961  (Phx Police - accident w/out injury)
CODE 963  (Phx Police - accident w/fatality
DUNNO
EXPIRED
FADED
FORGED
GONE
HOT                (As in stolen)
INVALID
LOST
MISSING
MUDDY
NO DATA
NO DATA
NO ENTRY
NO GOOD
NO INFO
NO NUMBR
NOT READ
REMOVED
STOLEN
UNKNOWN
VOID
VOIDED
WRONG


Also, replace one of several o's with 0, i's with 1, s's with 5, or b's with 8
in a word - this helps officers make mistakes which can get you off!

0O0OO0O
1I1II1I
5S5SS5S
8B8BB8B
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