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Whole whack o' licence plates
X-NEWS: camins rec.humor: 2009
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Michael Packer)
Subject: Large list of License Plates
Date: 30 Apr 92 15:25:22 GMT
Here is a list of all the different licences plates i have seen in
rec.humor and other groups..if you have any on the list please send
them to me and I'll add them to the list...
Compilation of license plates
1 FK M an Escort with the number plate
10SNE1 tennis, anyone?
124C41 One to foresee for one
14U2C One for you to see ("Sky-Hi" Toyota 4wd)
1GOTO1 Silicon Valley License plate
2C CME optometrists car
2CCME to see, see me - an eye doctor
2DBCH To the Beach!
2ED4ED Certainly Ed owns the car
2FCKNFST on a Porsche 928(Just add the vowels)
2GOOD4U on a cheap oldsmobile
2HSPRN 2 required at bed time?
2NIN Tune In
2OPER8 A doctor 2 be
2PCME to pee see me - a urologist's car
3M TA3 seen in the rear view mirror it says , 'EAT ME'
3NON Read this upside-down
4GETIT on a black TA driven by a married lady!!!
4MENU For Me and You
4MYFOX driven by a great blond
4SURE fer shure
4U2NV for you to envy
55N-UP 55mph and up
6 KIDS on a Chevy Suburban in UTAH
6ULDV8 say it fast
6x4x2x6 Amway Plan for Diamond
967 GIRL beautiful blonde driving
9FOFO 9 four four, on a Porsche 944
A 4X4X8 on a Honda
A-SLAAB on a Saab
ALICE on a white Rabbit
ASLAAB on a Saab
AU YLOKS (Goldilocks)
BAA BAA Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
BCNU2 Be seeing you too
BEERRUN on a peice of shit car
BEG 4 1T
BESIDES Sideline beekeeper
BEYOND On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon
BIG BUX on a Ferrari 308
BIRDIE Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
BKEEPR Bee keeper
BUMBL B yellow CRX
BVR ETR plate from a corvette
BY YALL on a Porsche 911
BYE-BYE on a Porsche 911 Turbo
BYMYHNY Buy my honey, a beekeeper
CAR BUF on a car owned by Bill Buff
CLICHE on a BMW!
CME4DK See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CRAY Z Crazy
CULATR See you Later,
DAD IOU on a Trans Am
DICDOC a urologist whose plate
DNTSMKE Don't smoke
DRMWVR Dream Weaver
DUTY for an Audi, 'Audi Duty'
DV-DT on a Honda Civic Si
DVINE 69 on a 69 Chevy
E FUDD A bugs bunny fan
EYES another eye doctor
F DA W
FAAQUE On a 911 on 101
FAR Q seen recently in Sydney, Australia
FIT2SKI Fit to ski
FKSLK12 girl in California who drove a Rabbit(f_cks like one too)
FLEWBYU flew by you (this was on a Corvette)
FORDBBQ on a ford pinto
FRAUD on a Porsche 911 "Carerra"
FUNHOG seen in Montana
GO4IT Go for it!
GONSNO on an 85 Jeep CJ-7
GOSLOW driven by an older woman
GR8LAKE Great Lake(s)
GR8SPCL Great Specials
GSNDHT Gesundheit, on an Isuzu
GUT-SEE on a Porsche 911 Turbo
HIHO AG hi ho silver!
HIOFFICR one in Pittsburgh
HITECH High Technology
HOP HOP back of a VW rabbit
HY ESTEM Seen in (where else?) California on a white Mercedes Benz
I 4CAST I forecast
I M8TY Aye Matey! (Pirate talk)
I SK8 I skate/ice skate
I12BNZC I want to be in the Sea, a diver
I8NY stolen from a Gary larson Cartoon
IAM XTC This guy is really stuck on himself!
IAML8 I am late on a white rabbit
IAMYY4U I am too wise for you
IB2BAD I Be too bad
IB6UB9 I be six you be nine
IBCNU I'll be seeing ya!
ICU812 I see you ate one too!
ICUPKN I see you peekin
IIDESYO On a Japanese vehicle (Japanese translation: "its good!!!!!!)
IM LATE white VW rabbit
IM NOT GQ
IMA10 I'm a 10!
IMATEN I'm a 10!
IMB4U I'm before you!
IMEZRU I'm easy are you
IMRCHRU I'm rich. Are you?
IMZ14U I'm the one for you.
INYORI In Your Eye...
IOAA (I owe AA)
IONO1 I owe no one
IOPER8 On a doctor's car
IOU MOM 16 yearold blonde's red vette
ISNTHIS isn't his - on a woman's BMW
IX XIV on a Porsche 914
IXIVIV on a Porsche 944
IXLR8 (seen on a corvette in Michigan)
JUZ A TOY
KPOOM on a small car
LADY N RD
LAWNMOWR on a mazda pickup
LE PLATES on an old Renault Le Car
LEMON on a late model Mustang convertible
LKS GAS Leaks gas
LUV DAD on a convertible 86 Z-28
MAGIC on a Corvette
MAK OFFR license plate on a BMW
MENSCAR driven by a woman (MENS are her initials)
MEQUIT quit following me
MINE on a Lincoln Town car
MINES in LA (slang)
MIS N LIM
MJ WEED mellow yellow LTD in Phoenix
MONEY speaks for itself
MY CAR at least now we know who owns that car...
MY DEBT on a New York car
MYOBP Mind your own business please
MYREVNG My Revenge (Divorcee)
MYZRATI Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose
N2 WTHR into weather
NE14A 69 read slowly.
NICE EH on a REALLY beat up car
NNOID annoyed, too annoyed, paranoid
NOBODY on a Rolls Royce
NOBRKS no brakes!
NONE Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
NOPLATE Funny when on paper
NOT FAT on a RX7 (woman owned)
NOT HOT on a Porsche 924
NRVOUS on a red porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
NTOTO2 And toto too
OBJET on a Dodge Dart
OHGOOD You say this when you are buried in traffic
OK DIE on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OMEGA1 on a Jaguar Xj6
PAWSH on a Porsche
POORSCH on an RX-7 Turbo
PRA4SNO Pray for snow
RARE on a 55 Chevy
REBOS (sober, backwards)
REDDVL on a 911 turbo
RU4REAL Are you for real?
RUAG8D8 Are you a great date?
RUBZ Are you busy?
RUBZ2NT Are you busy tonite?
RUMRS2 Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2)
RUNVUS Are you envious?
SAAAAAB I don't need to explain this one
SAABN on a Saab
SPEED-E Mrs. Speedy's Jaguar-E (yes, that's her real name)
STOP Get the message?
STORK1 on an Obstetrician's Mercedes
SWTPEA on a green Porsche 911
THANXDAD well, what can I say?
TI 3VOM Imagine seeing this one in your rear vision mirror
TIN CAN on a Toyota
TMNMNY time and money
TOFLY on a late model Olds 442
TWEETY on a yello 57 Thunderbird
U LOSE on a Mustang GT
U WHO Yoohoo (for POOCs-slang-polite way to get someone's attention)
UCLAFOX on a Woman's 280ZX
UNIXINU Unix, forwards and backwards
UNV ME You envy me
UR2LOW on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit
UWANT12 You want one too?
VAN GO for a vanpool
VANITY plain and simple
VMS FOREVER Warner Losh's plate
WAS HIS A newly waxed red corvette with a petty blond behind the wheel
WAS HIS After a divorce, on a jaguar
WHOCARZ Who Cares?
WHOOSH on a porsche
WHORU Who are you?
XXXXXX on a Mercedes
XYZZY Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word
YOT YM My toy, backwards
YRU FAT This is Richard Simmons plate
ZAP IBM seen on the DC beltway
ZPDUDA Zippity doo dah....
some that are supposedly not allowed:
10-27 (Phx Police - Driver's license info)
10-28 (Phx Police - check full registration)
10-44 (Phx Police - does not conform with rules/regs)
10-49 (Phx Police - Confidential info)
10-54 (Phx Police - Have car stopped/may be dangerous)
10-74 (Phx Police - Minor Vehicle repair)
10-76 (Phx Police - Notify owner of vehicle recovery)
AL PLATE (Postal abbreviation for Alabama)
WY PLATE (Postal abbreviation for Wyoming)
CODE 487P (Phx Police - police car stolen)
CODE 487V (Phx Police - stolen vehicle)
CODE 510 (Phx Police - speeding or racing)
CODE 586 (Phx Police - illegal parking)
CODE 917 (Phx Police - abondoned vehicle)
CODE 961 (Phx Police - accident w/out injury)
CODE 963 (Phx Police - accident w/fatality
HOT (As in stolen)
Also, replace one of several o's with 0, i's with 1, s's with 5, or b's with 8
in a word - this helps officers make mistakes which can get you off!
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