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UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL ENTRANCE EXAM
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Time Limit:  3 WKS

Name: _________________________

1.  What language is spoken in Japan?

2.  Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
    reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions -OR-
    give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3.  Would you ask William Shakespeare to
 ___ (a)  build a bridge
 ___ (b)  sail the ocean
 ___ (c)  lead an army or
 ___ (d)  WRITE A PLAY

4.  What religion is the Pope?
 ___ (a)  Agnostic
 ___ (b)  Catholic     <-----
 ___ (c)  Hindu
 ___ (d)  Polish
 ___ (e)  Klingon
 (check only one)

5.  Metric conversion:  How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6.  What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is
    on the 5?

7.  How many commandments was Moses given?  (approximately)

8.
 far north called?
 ___ (a)  Westerners
 ___ (b)  Southerners
 ___ (c)  Northerners

9.  Spell:  Bush, Carter, and Clinton
 Bush:  _______________________________________
 Carter:  ______________________________________
 Clinton:  _____________________________________

10.  Six Kings of England have been called George, the last one being
     George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11.  Where does rain come from?
 ___ (a)  K-Mart
 ___ (b) a 7-11
 ___ (c) England
 ___ (d) the sky

12.  Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
 ___ (a)  yes
 ___ (b)  no

13.  What are coat hangers used for?

14.  Oh Canada is the National Anthem for what country?

15.  Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your
     name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16.  Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17.  Which part of the U.S.A. produces the most oranges?
 ___ (a)  New York
 ___ (b)  Florida
 ___ (c)  Canada
 ___ (d)  Wisconsin

18.  Adva
, how many apples do you have?

19.  What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20.  The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when?  (approximately)
 ___ (a)  B.C.
 ___ (b)  A.D.


*  You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

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