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From: UOG11001@vm.uoguelph.ca (Brian Switzer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Two Arabs and a Jew on a Plane
Keywords: heard it, smirk
Message-ID: <S3c7.23d1@looking.on.ca>
Date: 10 Apr 92 08:30:04 GMT
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Approved: funny@clarinet.com


Gregory Peck recently told this story:

    Two Arabs are sitting in the window and middle seats on a plane.
The Arabs ask the Jew sitting in the aisle seat to get them a glass of
orange juice so they won't have to crawl over him.  While he is up getting
the drinks, they spit in his shoes.  When they are about to land the
Jewish guy puts on his shoes and realizes what has happened.  He complains
to the Arabs, "When will it all end?  The hatred... the violence... the
killing... the spitting in shoes... the peeing in orange juice..."

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