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9 Words Women Use
*9 WORDS WOMEN USE*
o *(1) Fine:* This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
o *(2) Five Minutes:* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
o *(3) Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
o *(4) Go Ahead:* This is a dare, not permission.* Don't Do It! *
o *(5) Loud Sigh:* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
o *(6) That's Okay:* This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
o *(7) Thanks:* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
o *(8) Whatever:* Is a women's way of saying F@!K <F@%21K> YOU!
o *(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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