It was a beautiful spring day and the Pope wanted to go for a ride,
so he calls his chauffer and off they go.  They're driving along and the Pope
decides he would like to drive, so the Pope asks the driver if he would like
to sit in the back while he drives.  Well the Pope was tooling right along
doing about 75 mph, when he passes this cop.  The cop pulls him over and
when he gets up to the window he can't believe who is driving.  The cop runs
back to his car and gets on his radio.  "Chief, I've pulled over this car and
I don't know if I should give them a ticket, he looks pretty important."
"Well" the chief says "is he more important than me?"  "Yes" replied the
cop.  The chief asks "Is he more important than the mayor?"  "I would
say so" stutters the cop.  Now the chief is really curious so finally he
says "Now he can't be more important than the President, nobody is more
important than him!"  "Oh yes he is" says the cop.  "Well tell me who this
person is!" demands the chief.  The cop swallows hard and says "I'm not sure
but the Pope is his chauffer."