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 From : Exodus1                     1:340/26                18 Feb 97  22:33:00 
 To   : chris@bc1.com               1:340/13                18 Feb 97  22:33:58 
 Subj : yet more humour from the people who brought you beer milkshakes!        
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To: chris@bc1.com

ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS:


"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Out of my mind, back in five minutes."

"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
  Not screaming and yelling like his passengers..."

"The gene pool in this city could use a little chlorine."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS."

"Friends don't let friends drive naked."

"I took an IQ test and had to dig to get the results."

"Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills the students."

"Forget about world peace... Visualize using your turn signal!"

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!"

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"Always remember you are unique... Just like eveyone else."

"Lottery: a tax on people who are REALLY bad at math."

"Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Conciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word???"

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ...'till you can find a rock."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him him sleep."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still and IDIOT!"

"It is as BAD as you think it is, and they ARE out to get you."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Very funny Scottie, now beam down my clothes!"

"The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED."