What's the difference between a redhead and a doberman pinscher?
Some people actually like dobermans...

Which is more vicious, a piranna or a redheaded woman?
The redhead, piranna only feed in schools...

Why do redheads think they're special?
It's amazing what arrogance and a lack of sensitivity will do for your ego...
        
What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead...?
At least you can ignore the blonde safely...
Blondes don't carry their attorney's home phone number with them at all times...
Fewer blondes think that they are entitled to a free ride, 
You can have fun sleeping with a blonde, with a redhead you'll never find your 
  wallet afterwards

What is the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand into a 
  blender?
You got a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on...

What is the difference between a redhead and a lawyer ?
There are somethings that even lawyers won't do to people...

What is the difference between a redhead and a hooker with AIDS ?
After spending your money on the hooker, you probably had a good time and you 
  might not get AIDS...