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From: krishnan@ganzer.ecs.umass.edu (Krishnan P Viswanath)
Subject: Sick.... Sicker..... Sickest
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Sick ......

Mother Cannibal to son :
How many times have I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth ?

Sicker

A passerby sees a weeping man in front of 3 graves and approaches
him to console. "Are these you relatives ?"
"My wives. The first one died of poisoned mushrooms "

"What about the second one ?"

"She too died of poisoned mushrooms."

"And the third ?"

"Oh ! She died of a fractured skull."

"Why ? What happened ?"

"She refused to eat the mushrooms."


Sickest one coming up....

Two men were wandering in the desert having had no food for days.
They came upon a carcass covered with fleas. The first one pounces on it
saying "Food at last" and gobbles up the whole thing. He couldn't take
it in and pukes out most of it. Now the second one shouts out gleefully,
"I knew I would get a hot meal if I waited!"

(I warned you it is sick!)