JOKES  1991
+   ___________


    1.  Did you hear that Poland is now involved in the Iraqi War?
        They sent alot of troops to the Gulf.
        The only problem is that they don't know what to do in Mexico.


    2.  And Mexico send 2 troops to the war.  (They only had 2 cars.)


    3.  What do you call an Iraqi on a pink camel who's carrying a sheep
        under each arm?  A pimp.


    4.  What's the difference between a catfish and an Iraqi woman?
         One has whiskers and stinks, the other lives in water.


    5.  What do panty hose and Saddam Hussein have in common?
         They both irritate Bush.


    6.  What do you call it when two Iraqi women enter a bar?
         "Two incoming Scuds."


    7.  How do you break up an Iraqi bingo game?
         Call B-52.


    8.  Did you hear that Trojan, the manufacturers of condems, are coming
        out with a new model of condems called "the Iraqi" model?
         It's for little pricks who don't know when to pull out.


    9.  Why do women have brains in their heads?
         Cause they don't have a dick to put them in.


   10.  Did you hear about the baby just born at the hospital that had
        both sexes?  Yes, it had a brain and a dick.


   11.  What do you call a woman during her PMS who has ESP?
         A bitch who knows everything.