Msg #:  310                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  KEITH BROWN               Sent: 12-04-91 09:51
   To:  DEBBIE FARROW             Rcvd: 12-08-91 19:07
   Re:  JOKE

  Debbie...........

DF>3-By MAGIC!!!!!

   Does this signal the end of of a good time by saying it was a MAGIC
   moment?    :-)
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Msg #:  312                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  EDDIE ROWE                Sent: 12-04-91 14:07
   To:  KEN WEICHEL               Rcvd: 12-07-91 15:27
   Re:  COPPERFIELD

KW>Q: Do you know why David Copperfield got arrested????
KW>.....................................................
KW>A: He was caught doing MAGIC ;0
KW>.....................................................


This is a REAL good one!
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 * SLMR 2.0 #1333 * It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone Undies

Msg #:  313                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  MICHAEL MAY               Sent: 12-05-91 08:35
   To:  KEN WEICHEL               Rcvd: 12-07-91 15:27
   Re:  COPPERFIELD

  On tuesday, d‚cember 3, 1991 "Ken Weichel" sent a message
  to "All" about "COPPERFIELD" and said.....



                      ===============================
KW|°>Q: Do you know why David Copperfield got arrested????
  |°>.....................................................
  |°>A: He was caught doing MAGIC ;0
  |°>.....................................................


KW|°>*SLMR 2.0* I've Fallen! AND I CAN't GET UP!!! 8-O

   wednesday, d‚cember 4, 1991
   M May comments:

    How dare you use a theft proff tagline!!!!!
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 * SLMR 2.0 * Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

Msg #:  314                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  MIKE TURNER               Sent: 12-05-91 12:33
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:39
   Re:  (R)JOKE

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?






















                                Halfway...............
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Msg #:  315                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  MIKE TURNER               Sent: 12-05-91 12:33
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
   Re:  BLONDE JOKE

What do you get when you cross a mafia chief with a blonde?






















                        An offer you can't understand..........
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Msg #:  316                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  LLOYD LUBY                Sent: 12-05-91 15:22
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
   Re:  JOKE

Q:     Ok. What's the difference between a car tire and 365 condoms ?














A:    One is a Goodyear. And the other is a GREAT year!
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 * SLMR 2.0 * Hams do it with frequency !

Msg #:  318                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  GEORGE LEIDOLF            Sent: 12-06-91 13:31
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
   Re:  MAGIC JOHNSON

How did Magic get AIDS?


He blew a piston in his car...
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 þ SLMR 2.0 þ The man who dies with the most toys is dead.

Msg #:  319                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  MIKE BEECHER              Sent: 12-07-91 06:50
   To:  MICHAEL MAY               Rcvd: 12-08-91 00:34
   Re:  (R)SMILE DICT.

You forgot this one:
 
%:0    Aunt Jemima!

Msg #:  321                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  MIKE MEYER                Sent: 12-10-91 22:24
   To:  KEN WEICHEL               Rcvd: 12-13-91 22:12
   Re:  (R)WINDOWS 3.0

>> I have a 386Dx 25 Mhz machine and I have recently installed Windows
>> 3.0. For some reason I am unable to activate it in Enhanced mode, it
>> only allows me to use real mode.  This makes multi-tasking
>> impossible. Help me please !!!
> 
>  YEAH!! I KNOW WHY THIS GUY PUT HIS PROBLEM UP IN THE JOKE SECTION!!
    
Ya, really!  IBMs are a joke!

Msg #:  325                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  ED FISCHANG               Sent: 12-13-91 10:48
   To:  KEN WEICHEL               Rcvd: 12-13-91 22:13
   Re:  (R)WINDOWS 3.0

>> I have a 386Dx 25 Mhz machine and I have recently installed Windows
>> 3.0. For some reason I am unable to activate it in Enhanced mode, it
>> only allows me to use real mode.  This makes multi-tasking
>> impossible. Help me please !!!
> 
>  YEAH!! I KNOW WHY THIS GUY PUT HIS PROBLEM UP IN THE JOKE SECTION!!
 
Its hilarious if you use an Amiga. <grin>

Msg #:  326                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  ED CROFT                  Sent: 12-14-91 00:58
   To:  ALL USERS                 Rcvd: 12-25-91 13:21
   Re:  BLONDE

        What do you cal a Blonde and 3 Hookers???






Regular Price...$4....$4.....$4....
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 þ SLMR 2.0 #1016 þ There is no gravity.  The earth sucks.

Msg #:  328                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  NGADI HERMAWATI           Sent: 12-21-91 01:27
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:41
   Re:  BLONDE

    What is the difference between Blonde and Bottle?????
        
            
              
          
                 
                
                    
        
        
           
        
        
         
          
         
         
         
        
     
      
   
 You fill up the bottle first and seal it.

Msg #:  329                       HUMOR Subboard
 From:  JIM BATTISTA              Sent: 12-21-91 08:00
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:42
   Re:  CLASS ROOM

A teacher was playing a guessing game with her junior high students. 
 She asked the class "I've got something hard and clear behind my 
back.... who'd like to guess what it is??"  Ann raised her hand and said 
"A beer bottle!". The teacher pulled out a mason jar and said "No, but 
it shows you're thinking". Then she put another object behind her back 
and said "I've got a leather object behind my back.... what is it?..." 
Jjoey raised his hand and said "A book!" to which the teacher replied 
"no, its a purse...but it shows your thinking." Then Jim, a noted class 
clown stood up, shoved his hand into his pocket and said "hey teacher! 
I've got a hold of something hard and round and it has a pink tip...what 
is it??" at which the teacher yelled "Go to the principal's office 
Jim!!" Jim then said "relax, teach. It's a pencil... but it shows you're 
thinking!"


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 From:  MICHAEL MAY               Sent: 11-26-91 08:38
   To:  ALL                       Rcvd: 12-25-91 11:19
   Re:  NCTA