The bear and the rabbit were having a shit in the forest.
The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?"
When the rabbit says no, the bear wipes his ass with it.


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Drive defensively -- buy a tank.


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Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.


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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.


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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


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