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Funny & dirty Confucian sayings


Confucious Say....... 
  
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit. 
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth. 
Man who kisses girls behind, get cracks in face. 
Woman who spends too much time on bedspring, may get offspring. 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. 
Man and mouse all alike, both end up in pussy. 
Man with kicked in testicles, left holding bag. 
Man who sucks nipples, makes clean breast of things. 
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. 
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night. 
Man who snatches kisses at youth, kisses snatches when old. 
Child conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to
be shiftless bastard. 
Man who marries girl with no bust, have right to feel low down. 
Wife who puts husband in doghouse, may see him in cathouse. 
Boy who go to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand. 
Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. 
Girl who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss. 
Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump. 
Kotex not best thing in world, but next to it. 
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.  
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