" BASIC MOTORCYCLE TEST "

   Instructions:  For every question answered with a 'yes', give yourself
the points indicated.  Add up your score at the end of the test, and base
your abilities by the catagory in your point range.

_____ 1. Ever forget to turn the gas on. (2)
_____ 2. Ever forget to push the choke in. (2)
_____ 3. Ever forget to put your foot down. (2)
_____ 4. Ever forget to put the kickstand up. (2)
_____ 5. Ever run out of gas. (2)
_____ 6. Ever run over somebodys foot. (2)
_____ 7. Ever run over somebodys tent. (2)
_____ 8. Ever let the clutch out and stall. (2)
_____ 9. Ever run without oil. (2)
____ 10. Ever loose ol' lady off the back. (10)
____ 11. Ever forget to tighten the axel nut. (25)
____ 12. Ever forget to turn off lights. (2)
____ 13. Ever put helmet on backwards. (2)
____ 14. Ever leave keys in ignition. (15)
____ 15. Ever leave kill switch on off while trying to start bike. (2)
____ 16. Ever forget to turn gas off. (2)
____ 17. Ever loose your pack. (2)
____ 18. Ever miss or skip a gear. (2)
____ 19. Ever knock bike over while trying to kick start it. (5)
____ 20. Ever run into a curb. (2)
____ 21. Ever get stopped by cops for speeding. (15)
____ 22. While puttin' turn your head back & loose glasses. (2)
____ 23. Get stopped by cops for indecent exposure. (5)
____ 24. Ever try to start bike and find it's in gear. (2)
____ 25. Ever stall out at lights while showing off. (20)
____ 26. Ever loose your keys. (15)
____ 27. Ever run over a cat. (5)
____ 28. Ever run over a dog. (100)
____ 29. Ever run over a cop. (100)
____ 30. Ever run off the road into a ditch. (2)
____ 31. Ever loose muffler. (10)
____ 32. Smoke a cigarette while puttin' & catch beard on fire. (20)
____ 33. Ever loose nut on handlebars. (2)
____ 34. Ever burn leg on hot pipes. (2)
____ 35. Ever get your pant leg in belt drive or chain. (95)
____ 36. Ever have handgrip come off while puttin'. (10)
____ 37. Ever run into a parked car. (50)
____ 38. Ever have kickstart snap and hit your leg. (5)
____ 39. Ever come to a stop and fall over. (50)
____ 40. Been puttin' down the road and forgot where your going. (50)
____ 41. Ever forget where you parked it. (15)
____ 42. Ever break down in Redneckville, USA at midnight. (20)
____ 43. Ever use street bike as dirt bike and dump it. (2)
____ 44. Can't see and remember you have sunglasses on. (2)
____ 45. Ever race for pink slip and loose. (50)
____ 46. Ever tell a girl if she can start it she can ride it,& she does. (25)
____ 47. Ever have to be bungied on the back of a bike. (20)
____ 48. Have to have someone start your bike cause you can't. (25)
____ 49. Ever loose your bike. (100)
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POINT SYSTEM
0 - 50......Your cool! You ought to work for the DMV.
51 - 150....Stop by the DMV and pick up a drivers manual.
151-250...Buy a three-wheeler or put training wheels on, you'll be safer.
251-350...Ask someone to teach you to ride.
351-451...Do you still have your motorcycle? If so, insure it.
451-over..Sell your motorcycle, rent a moped, and stay off the streets(PLEASE)



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