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The Banned Lecture
Note: Originally this article appeared in 'the OCCULT DIGEST' Vol 2 #3,
Chicago, 1972. The banner proclaimed "COLLECTORS EDITION-FIRST PUBLIC
DISTRIBUTION ANYWHERE OF GILLES de RAIS.
The Banned Lecture
GILLES de RAIS
to have been delivered before the
University Poetry Society by
on the evening of Monday, Feb.3rd.1930
Long ago when King Brahmadatta reigned in Benares, a gentleman whose
Christian names were Thomas Henry - you possible have heard of him - he
was no less a personage than the Grandfather of the great Aldous Huxley-
once found himself threatened be a perdicament similar to that in which I
stand tonite. He had been asked to lecture a distinguished group of people.
What bothered him was this: what assumption was he to make about the
existing knowledge of the audience? He adopted the sensible course of
asking the advice of an old hand at the gam; and was told "You must do one
of two things. You may assume that they know everything, or that they
know nothing." Thomas Henry thought it over, and decided that he would
assume that they know nothing.
I think that merely shows how badly brought up he must have been; and
explains how it was that he became a kirty little atheist, and repented on
his death-bed, and died blaspheming. Gilles de Raise was born sometime in
1404. He married Catherine de Thonars on the 30th of November, 1420,
thus becoming the richest noble in Europe. He lived extravagantly until his
arrest by the Church. He geban alchemical studies under the instruction of
Gilles de Sille, a priest of St. malo. Montague Summers believes he
sacrificed around eight hundred children and quotes the proceedings of
ecclesiastical high court in which a Dominican priest named Jean Blouyn
took over as the delegate of the Holy Inquisition for the city and diocese of
Nantes. Needless to say, Gilles "confessed", and was put to the stake and
charcoaled on October 26th., 1440 leaving his estates and untold riches to
Mother Church, who, wasting no time, added them to her list of material
gains. Included in this particular catche were Gilles personal hand-painted
manuscripts which were eagerly welcomed into the Mother Lode's vault
where they sit to this day. Unfortunately, the Vatican's library is
inaccessible to "common folk", and will probably remain so until the
demise of Mother Church herself, at which time this author will assist
other interested persons in converting it into a public library.
No! No! that would be quite impossibly bad manners. I shall assume that
you know everything about Gilles de Rais; and that being the case, it would
evidently be impertinent for me to tell you anything about him. So that we
can consider the lecture at an end, and (after the usual vote of thanks)
pass on immediately to the discussion, which I think ought to be more
amuising, if scarcel;y as informative.
It is rather an hard saying--however worthy of all acceptation in a
university like Oxford, where, I understand, the besetting sin of the
inmates is lecturing and being lectured, but discussions are always apt to
turn out to be amusing, especially if conducted with blackthorns or
shotguns, where as lecturing is merely an attempt, fordoomed to failure,
to communicate knowledge which usually the lecturer does not possess.
I am sure that we all recognise that an attempt of this kind is
immpssible in nature. No! I am not proposing to inflict upon you my
celebrated discourse on Scepticism of the Instrument of Midn. I am not
even going to refer to the first and last lecture which I suffered at a dud
university somewhere near Newmarket, in which the specimen of old red
sandstone in rostrum began by remarking that political economy was a
very difficult subject to theorise upon because there were no reliable
data. Never would I tell so sad a story on a Monday evening, with the idea
of Tuesday already looming darkly in every melancholic mind. I should like
to be just friendly and sensible, thougfh it is perhaps too much to expect
me to be cheerful.
The fact is that I am in a very depressed state. My attention was
attracted bvy that little work "knowledge" of which we hear so much and
see so little. I don't propose to inflict upon you the M.C.H., and demonstrate
that the life and opinions of Filles de Rais were inevitably determioned by
the price of onions in Hyderabad. But I do think that in approaching a
historic question, we should be very careful to define what we mean--in
our particular universe of discourse--by the work "knowledge."
May I ask a question?
Does anyone here know the date of the battle of Waterloo?
Pause-- (Someone -- I bet -- tells me "1815.")
Thank you very much. To be frank with you, I know it myself. I did not
require information on that particular point. What I asked was, wheter
anyone know the date. I felt that, if so, it would have created a
But since we are talking about Waterloo, we may ask ourselves what,
roughly speaking, is the extent of our knowledge?
I have heard plenty of theories about why Napoleon lost the battle. I have
been told that he was already suffering from the disease which killed him.
I have been told that he was outgeneralled by Wellington. I have been told
that his army of conscripts was underfed and not properly drilled. I have
also been told that the battle was won by the Belgians.
Now, all these things are merely matters of opinion. There may be a
little truth in some of them. But we have practically no means of finding
out exactly how much, even if our documentary support is valid to
establish any of these theories. It is, also, almost impossible to estimate
the causes of any given event, if only because those causes are infinite,
and each one of them is to a certian extent an efficient determining cause.
Take a quite simple matter like the time of year. If it had been winter
instead of summer, the hens would not have been laying and Hougomont and
La Haye Sainte would not have been able to nourish the contending forces.
But though it is profitable for the soul to contemplate the extent of what
we don't know, it is in some ways more satisfying to our baser natures to
consider what we do know in a reasonable sense of the word.
It is not disputable that the battle of Waterloo was fought and won. It is
not disputable that it was the climax, or rather the denoucement, of
campaigns lasting over a number of years. And there is no reason for
doubting that Napoleon was born in Corsica, that he entered the French
army, and rose rapidly to power by a combination of military genius and
There is a vast body of indirect evidence which confirms these
statements at every point. Taken as a whole, they would be totally
inexplicable on any other hypothesis. But when we consider the character
of Napoleon, we are at once involved in a mass of contradictions. Probably
no one in history has been more discussed, and every writer gives a totally
different account. Each seeks to buttress his opinion by incidents which
we have no reason to suppose other than authentic, but seem incongruous.
So far as we can get any triuth out of the matter at all, it is that the
character of Napoleon, like that of everybody who ever lived, was
extremely complex. And the writers are more or less in the position of the
Six Wise Men of Hindustan who were born blind and had to describe an
Spiritually fortified by these simple meditations, we may apply their
fruits to the problem of Filles de Rais, and ask ourselves what we really
know about hime as opposed to what we have heard about him.
We know that he was a gentleman of good family, because otherwise he
could not have held the offices which he did hold. We know that he was a
brave soldier, and a comrade of Joan of Arc. We know that he had a passion
for science, for the basis of his reputation was that he frequented the
society of learned men. We know finally that he was accused of the same
crimes as Joan of Arc by the same people who accused her, and that he was
condemned by them to the same penalty.
I do not think that I have left out any verfiable fact. I think that all the
rest amounts to speculation. The real problem of Gilles de Rais amounts,
accordingly, to this. Here we have a person who, in almost every respect,
was the male equivalent of Joan of Arc. Both of them have gone down in
history. But history is somewhat curious. I am still inclined to think that
"there aint no sich animile." In the time of Shakespeare, Joan of Arc was
accepted in England as a symbol for everything vile. He makes her out not
only as a sorceress, but a charlatan and hypocrite; and on tope of that a
coward, a liar, and a common slut. I suspect that they began to whitwash
here when they decided that she was a virgin, that is a sexually deranged,
or at least incomplete, animal, but the idea has always got people going,
as any student of religion knows. Anyway, her stock went up to the point
of canonisation. Gilles de Rais, on the other hand, is equally a household
work for monstrous vices and crimes. So much so, that his is even
confused with the fabulous figure of Bluebeard, of whom, even were he
real, we know nothing much beyond that he reacted in the most manly way
to the problem of domestic infelicity.
A moment's digression; in fact, the main point. What is the most precise
and most atrocious charge that is made against him? That he sacrificed, in
the course of alchemical and magical experiments, a matter of 800
children? I submit that, a priori, this sounds a little improbable. Gilles de
Rais was the lord of a district whose population would not have been very
extensive, and even in that age of slavery, dirt, disease, debauchery,
poverty and ignorance, which seems to Mr. G. K. Chesterton the one ideal
state of society, it must have been a little difficult to carry out
abductions and murders on such wholsale principles.
Whenever questions arise with regard to black magic or black masses,
invocations of the devil, etc., etc., it must never be forgotten that these
practices are strictly functions of Christianity. Where ignorant savages
perform propitiatory rites, there and there only Christianity takes hold.
But under the great syst4ms of the civilised parts of the world, there is no
trace of any such perversion in religious feeling. It is only the bloodthirsty
and futile Jehovah who has achieved such monstrous births. Such
upas-trees can only grow in the poisonous mire of fear and shame where
thought has putrefied to Christianity.
There is thus no antecedent improbability that Gilles de Rais (or any
other person of that place and period) was addicted to black magical
practices, for they were all Catholics. The power of the Church was, at
that time, absolute, and even research was limited by the arbitrary
theology imposed upon the mind of everyone. The abomination was at its
height. But its decline has been rapid. True, one hundred years later it was
still possible for Queens to be bulldozed by Presbyterian pulpiteers, but
the time was already predictable when their best was for undergraduates
to be bluffed by homosexual ecclesiastics. I suppose it is all in the family.
While these profound thoughts were producing a hypochondriac
obnubilation of my mental faculties, it suddently occured to me that after
all, I had heard this story before. And I saw the connection.
In the pitch-dark ages, when Christianity held unchallenged sway over
those portions of this globe which it had sufficiently corrupted, the
pursuit of knowledge--knowledge of any kind--was justly estimated by
the people in power as the one and only dangerous pursuit. Even so, as late
as 300 years ago, it was not considered very gentlemanly to be able to
read and write. I am not sure that it is.
In any case, it is a great error in education to teach these things.
Grammar, we must never forget, appears in the word "Gramarye," beloved
of Sir Walter Scott, and "grimoire," a black magical ritual--that is to say,
any written document.
Precious little knowledge filtered through Christianity. It was against
the interests of the Church, and in those times it was much easier to
suppress people and ideas than it is now, though even today we find
priests--at least in Oxford--who appear not to have heard of a certain
recent invention by a notorious Magician inspired by the Devil--the
But they feared. So those who pursued knowledge were at the best under
strong suspicion of heresy. I need not quote the obvious names. But there
were certain bodies of people who did carry on the old knowledge, mostly
by oral tradition, and who were perforce tolerated to a certain extent,
because even the little knowledge that they did possess was so
exceedingly useful. The best way to make armour, or to build Cathedrals,
or to heal sickness would enable the Christian to get ahead of his friends.
Therefore, although conscience evidently demanded the maximum amount
of persecution compatible with the existence of villains, the Jews and the
Arabs were at least allowed to live. Besides, the Arabs saw to the
But no one was better aware than the Pope that knowledge was power.
For all he know, and he probably knew that he did no know much, the Jews
and the Arabs might get together and overturn the whole construction of
society. Had he not in his own records the very best example of such a
There is a large number of excellent people, possessed of even less that
the minimum amount of brains required to grease a gimlet, who are always
boring us with the bogey of the Jew-Bolshevist peril. But as most of them
are Roman Catholic and unaware that Rome is laughing in its sleeve at
them, they conveniently ignore what should be--if they realised it--their
best argument. What was the ultimate cause of the destruction of the
great civilisation of Rome? What corrupted the spirit of a people
unconquerable in arms? What but the spread of the slave morality of
Jewish communists of the period? If you will take your New Testaments
from your pockets, you will find in the fourth chapter of the Acts of the
Apostles and the thirty-second verse: "And the multitude of them that
believed were of one heart and soul: and not one of them said that aught of
the things that he possessed was his own, but that they had all things in
common." Of course one of them, and he too was a Jew, tried to hold out on
the kitty, and was struck miraculously dead for his pains. Lenin and
Trotsky never did as well!
So, as Roman Catholics are always telling us, the Church has a monopoly
of logic, and The Pope argued that all Jews were communists. Anyone who
had or wanted knowledge must be a Jew, and therefore a communists, and
therefore--well, the Pope too believed in preparedness, though he probably
called it a programme of disarmament. When people scrap battleships in
the name of peach on earth and goodwill to men, it means that they have
found battleships useless and too expensive, and that they have found
something cheaper and more deadly. So the Curia kept a weapon in reserve,
in order to be sure of having a nice jolly pogrom whenever they gave the
word. And what was the word to be?
Nice quiet peasant folk, or genial hard-working hunters and fighters, are
not easy to arouse to indiscriminate slaughter without reason. In order to
get them going, there are only two things which you can play on--greed and
fear. The motive behind the Crusades was the story of the fabulous wealth
of the East. We find, in fact, that well-organised armies of buccaneers,
such as the Templars, did not bring back incalculable spoils, while the
honest pious mugs ruined themselves in the process.
Now, in this particular sport of suppressing earnest enquirers, it was
not much good trying to play on people's greed. For everyone knew that
even if the Jews had wealth, they managed to hide it very successfully,
and that they had a nasty was of arranging for protection with people who
were too powerful to be bullied, and too good business men to be fooled
into killing the goose that laid the golden eggs. So the only motive
available was fear, and in those ages where ignorance was fostered with
infinite devotion, it was even easier to create a scare about bogies than
our propaganda in the recent scrap found it.
I was in Venice just before the war, when Halley's comet was around,
and although the Pope himself sprinkled holy water over the comet, and
sent it his special benediction and told the people it would do no harm, in
his most ex cathedra manner, the Venetians gathered themselves in
panic-stricken crowds in the Square of St. Mark and waited, howling, for
the end of the world.
It was accordingly easy enough to associate the pursuit of knowledge
with the most abominable crimes, real or imaginary or both. For this
reason, we hear--not as a demonstrated thesis, but as a commonplace of
inherited knowledge--that Jews were sorcerers and wizards. In other
works, they know something about grammar. We heard that they
transformed themselves into cats or bats, and sucked people's big toes. I
have never, personally, investigated the question as to whether this form
of nutrition is palatable. But, alas! even in those idyllic Chestertonian
times there was a little shrewd common sense knocking about; the
instinct--sometimes very splendidly described as horse sense--which
comes from intimate wordless unintellectual communing with Nature
(please do not take that word "communing" in any bad sense; if it were not
for Baldwin, I would be a Conservative myself)--the instinct of some
people, who at the bottom of their hearts, did not so much believe in these
phantasms. I was not so easy to get them to go out and murder a lot of
inoffensive people at the word jump. They had to be supplied with
something a little more tangible.
You will notice how all this fort of argument is invariably of the ad
captandum variety. It is produced out of nowhere for a definite purpose;
and, as the French say, does not rime with anything. If it did, of course, it
would immediately be exposed as nonsense. It is satisfied that nobody can
disprove it any more than they can prove it.
Take a concrete example. A nice young gentleman the other day wanted
(very properly) to earn his living, and not being peculiarly endowed by
Nature in the matter of original invention, he thought he might make a
story out of the idea of a Suicide Club. In this he was evidently correct.
Robert Louis Stevenson had in fact proved the point. So he took Stevenson's
story and transferred it to Germany, and drivelled on about the ace of
spades, and quoted statistics of suicides, and said that I was the president
of the Club and that the Berlin police were after me.
Now, I am afraid it would be a little bit difficult for anyone to prove
that I am responsible for any suicides that may take place in Germany. But,
on the other hand, it is quite impossible for me to disprove it.So now, if
you want to attack anybody without the slightest fear of contradiction,
you know how to set to work.
I omitted to mention that all these suicides were excessively beautiful
and even boluptuous young women of high social position, and that the
wicked president had blackmailed them out of vast sums. You see, the
people for whom this dear young gentleman was writing all get sexually
excited by pictures of young women, and also by any statement about large
sums of money. For they immediately have a wish phantasm--if they had
large sums themselves, what terrible fellows they could be.
In the Middle Ages, the art of exciting the people was not very different.
The Jew had always an immense hoard of ill-gotten wealth, and of course
every penny that was exacted by Reginald Front-de-Boeuf was laid to the
Jews' account. But there was another treasure that the peasant was afraid
to lose, the dearest treasure of all, his children. As little boys, thank God,
have a habit of straying in search of adventure and getting lost in the
process, which is good for thier souls, the peasant naturally has moments
of serious disquietude as to whether something terrible can have happened
to little Tommy. Very Good. All we have to do is to play on the alarm.
We put into his mind that little Tommy (who turns up all right, if rather
muddy, half an hour later) has almost certainly been kidnapped by the Jews
for purposes of ritual murder.
The main accusation against Gilles de Rais is therefore just this general
accusation against anyone in Christendom who exhibited any desire for
knowledge. Only, in his case, it was concentrated and exaggerated to
fantastic lengths by some factor or other on which I feel it useless to
speculate. The one thing of which I feel certain is that 800 children is a
I don't know over how many years these practices were supposed to have
spread. As I think you must all feel sure by now, I know nothing whatever
of my subject.
But scientific experiment in those days was always a very prolonged
operation. They thought nothing of exposing some unknown substance to
the rays of the sun and moon for periods of three months at a time, in the
hope that in some mysterious way the first stage of some dimly--visaged
operation might be satisfactorily accomplished. And even if they
sacrificed a child every day, it would have taken a matter of two and a
half years to dispose of 800 children. Besides, it must have taken more
than a few minutes to kidnap a child with the secrecy obviously required.
Did the disappearance of the first four hundred, say, put no parents on
I think, at the best, it is a case of little Tommy who told his mother that
therewere millions of cats on the wall of the back garden, but under
cross-examination, in the style made popular by the dialogue of Lot with
Almighty God, admitted that it was "Tom and another."
Of course, it will be obvious to you by this time that I have been seduced
by Jewish gold, and the only way that I can think of to disarm your
suspicions is to bring forward another case of the same kind, little more
then a century old, with which Jews had nothing to do.
There was a poet laureate--I am not quite sure what this species of
animal is--but his name was Robert Southey, and he lived, if you can call
it living, about the time of William Blake. He wrote a number of words
arranged in some scheme connected with rime and rhythm; apparently, like
golf clubs, "a set of instruments very ill-adapted to the purpose." But,
anyway, he called it a poem, and the title was something to do with the old
woman of Berkeley and who rode behind her. The person who rode behind
her was Mr. Montague Summers' friend, the Devil. What she actually did to
merit this favour is to me rather obscure, because I have forgotten the
whole beastly thing. But I do remember two lines, because I am in the
same line of business myself.
I have candles made of infants' fat,
I have feasted on rifled graves.
Southey was an ambitious man. He was not content with the brilliant
success of this masterpiece of the poetic art. He immediately sat down
and wrote another alleged peom all about infants' fat and rifled graves and
the Devil coming for the villain at the proper moment.This poem has
nothing to do with witchcraft. It is called "The Surgeon's Warning."
I think this is the best evidence in support of my thesis--whatever that
is, I am not quite sure--that it is possible to adduce.
In the minds of the kind of people who believe in their neighbours making
candles of infants' fat and digging up corpses to economise on the
butcher's bill, the surgeon--that is to say, the man in pursuit of knowledge
which it is hoped may alleviate human pain--is the same kind of animal as
the witch and the ritual-murdering Jew.
It is, no doubt, because it is a part of the old taboo complex about the
corpses of one's relatives, that the clerical attack on surgeons
concentrated itself on one fact--the fact that to learn to be a surgeon you
must have corpses to dissect. For at that time, it will be remembered,
hospitals were not as flourishing as they are today, and it was very
difficult to find living people whom you could cut up to see what came of
it. The surgeon was, in fact, not understood at all, except in the one way
which such people were capable of understanding; i.e., as the
body-snatcher. The rest of his proceedings were perfectly mysterious to
You notice that even Charles Dickens--who may yet go down to history
for having wished to prosecute Holman Hunt, of all people in the world, for
painting indecent pictures--takes very much this popular view of medicine
and pharmacy in Pickwick.
I think, then, it is not altogether unfair to assume that Gilles de Raid
was to a large extent the victim of Catholic logic. Catholic logic: and the
foul wish-phantasms generated of its repressions, and of its fear and
ignorance. He wanted to confer to a boon on humanity; therefore he
consorted with the learned; therefore he murdered little children.
I think it is about time that somebody got after J. B. S. Haldane. It is too
late to do anything more to Fidley and Latimer, but I am quite sure that the
candle they lit was made of infants' fat. It is no use your starting to rifle
Graves, because his publishers might resent you interference.
Those in favor of the motion will now please signify the same in the
usual manner. Any may the Lord have mercy on your souls!
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